Thread: TeakDOOR Pizzeria

Perhaps a sizzling sisig pizza would work?

Originally Posted by BLD

Perhaps a sizzling sisig pizza would work?

Now there's an idea as well! I wonder why someone hasn't done it yet.

I wonder

Originally Posted by BLD

Perhaps a sizzling sisig pizza would work?

Originally Posted by Topper

Now there's an idea as well! I wonder why someone hasn't done it yet.

I tend to refer to Uncle G in these questionable times.



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Well, I'll be buggered
The flips are onto it already

They might even have a Balut pizza as well? I'm to scared to google that though. As what has been seen cannot be unseen

It's worse than you thought...

I saw this cute lil stove top pizza oven for ya loops.

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Can even take it on yer bbq/picnic dates.

Just bung it on the campfire, barbie or stove top.




Tiz a crazy world we live in. Stay safe folks.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It's worse than you thought...

Awe hell no

One of my students who writes for a food magazine told me about a place making khao soi pizza in CM. He said it was great.

Originally Posted by Topper

One of my students who writes for a food magazine told me about a place making khao soi pizza in CM. He said it was great.

The list of pizza crimes in Asia is never ending.

How the fuck do you put khao soi on a pizza? It's a soup!

I can only think they swap the tomato for the sauce, but reduce it so it's thickened almost to a paste. And then top it with cheese?

It sounds rotten.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

How the fuck do you put khao soi on a pizza? It's a soup!

My exact question and his answer as well, they thicken it so it doesn't drip off.

He seems to be enjoying it...for the camera at least.

This place in Malaysia does a tom yum pizza:

Our Hand-Tossed Pizza Menu | US PIZZA Malaysia

I got one once cos I thought it might work. It didn't. There are much much worse on that menu though (fish and chips pizza, banana pizza, ikan bilis pizza).

In Saudi I lapsed into a Satay Noodle dish, which used as its core ingredient, peanut butter.

Genius! I thought.

But no. It wasn't terrible but I expected better from a BBC recipe.

It just never works, does it.

On our last visit to Koh Samed we were served Pad Thai that substituted tamarind with...tomato ketchup.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Pad Thai that substituted tamarind with...tomato ketchup.

That's a fooking tragedy....

I must have stayed at that resort about 20 times, Topper.

From my twenties, through marriage, to my prime years.

Let me tell you - never again.

Ao Pai Huts.

Still feel betrayed.

I hope you sent it back and raised holy hell…

I was with my wife.

That wasn't the way to do things.

Met up with some friends at a bar later.

The first thing they said was 'Don' t order Pad Thai at Ao Pai Huts'.

Samet got sadly fvcked up and noisy - I noted it inexorably deteriorated over nearly 15 years.

Oh well - good while it lasted.

Originally Posted by BLD

They might even have a Balut pizza as well?

Holy fookola. Who'da thunk it could be true...


Pizza picnic by the lake on Sunday arvo...

I said I would make some garlic olives and hummus dip for this white Zimbabwean cyclist lady (sporting a suspiciously Saffer accent) for a picnic.

Then she rocked up with this unexpected main course contribution with fresh basil leaves.

So we ended up stuffin our gobs to the gills and gunnels.

Amazonian Swiss Maori woman rocked up with a platter of fruit on a warm and cloudy muggy Monday

I cunningly only gave the butcher birds a half ration earlier as I knew they would come back for more and give my guest a giggle

Margarita with added capsicums and extra cheese for the main course. Miss Swiss is a vege so the pepperoni was kept on ice.

She is also a violinist and last time correctly diagnosed the problem with my 9 year-old silent violin as a paucity of resin. She kindly brought her resin with her this time and greased me up so I am now making squeaky screechy noises to rival a cockatoo.

Impress her next time by asking if she's brought her rosin.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Impress her next time by asking if she's brought her rosin.

Or if he can fiddle with her button

55555 ha har

There's an F-hole joke in there somewhere too.

^^^I will thank you MM

With no vegeterians around I was free to get my meat freak on with some pepperoni

Nice to have a working oven again, sorted

Are the bottom two carriers Jap carriers? As I recall the islands were on the port side unlike the US.