The BBQing, Grillin, Smoking Mega Thread

[armstrong]

You've got a YouTube channel devoted to a BBQ

[DrWilly]

You've got a YouTube channel devoted to a BBQ

Yep. And?

[armstrong]

Yep. And?

...and that is sad as fuck.

[DrWilly]

...and that is sad as fuck.

So trolling again.

Did you ever figure why I made a separate YouTube account to share Q pictures on TD? Cos I don't feel like having a stalker like you chasing my in real life. That's the sad fuck that you are.

[armstrong]

So trolling again.

Did you ever figure why I made a separate YouTube account to share Q pictures on TD? Cos I don't feel like having a stalker like you chasing my in real life. That's the sad fuck that you are.

How am I chasing you in real life by taking the piss out of a YouTube account of shit on a bbq

[Stumpy]

by taking the piss out of a YouTube account of shit on a bbq

Whoooaaaaa. Wait a minute Armstrong. Not picking sides but I have to say Willy's food on the grill is far from shit. We could argue that the food you eat is though. If you don't have a BBQ pit or a smoker no need for you to post in the thread.

[hallelujah]

Why do Australians and Americans love burnt food so much?

[malmomike77]

^ Its a pioneer thing i think, when food was scarce your best friend always tasted better cooked over the camp fire

[Stumpy]

Why do Australians and Americans love burnt food so much?

It's not burnt Hal. It's cooked on an open flame so it gets charred. I could easily argue why do Britain's enjoy deep fried foods. Always Fish and Chips or something else deep fried then smothered with beans.

Just saying

[bsnub]

Not picking sides but I have to say Willy's food on the grill is far from shit.

It is also far better than the shit that Armstrong tries to pass of as "food" on here.

If you don't have a BBQ pit or a smoker no need for you to post in the thread.

How was Sunday roast at chitties place?

[malmomike77]

Britain's enjoy deep fried foods

erm i rather think the good ole US has a higher uptake JPPR

[armstrong]

Well it looks like we've found 2 guys sad enough to watch a YouTube video of meat cooking on a bbq

[Stumpy]

erm i rather think the good ole US has a higher uptake JPPR

It'd probably so. However in reality I never saw much deep fried food in US. Fried but not submerged in a vat of oil where the packing it is sitting on is like an oil sponge.

But I need to be truthful, I never ate that food or went to places the offered it. I found it to be disgusting. Far prefer a good BBQ, good bowl of soup or a burrito or Taco.

[Stumpy]

Well it looks like we've found 2 guys sad enough to watch a YouTube video of meat cooking on a bbq

I didn't watch the Vid. I know what a good flare up on a grill looks like.

Now head on back to your McDonald's happy meal and Leo beer on ice...

[DrWilly]

Well it looks like we've found 2 guys sad enough to watch a YouTube video of meat cooking on a bbq

I know you are only stalking, but I'll bite. I opened an YouTube channel because I cannot otherwise upload videos onto TD. It's not a channel for anything else other than sharing on TD. But nice stalking and that's exactly the reason I made it a separate YouTube channel, because I knew someone would try and see which channel and who it was. Proof you're a real life stalking pikey.

And in my books that makes you an absolute little cvnt of a bloke.

So do fuck off.

[malmomike77]

JPPR as i understand it you grew up in cali forn ia, where you had to leave your lard and oil at the state line when crossing and pick up a bag muesli and a carton or orange

[DrWilly]

It's not burnt Hal. It's cooked on an open flame so it gets charred. I could easily argue why do Britain's enjoy deep fried foods. Always Fish and Chips or something else deep fried then smothered with beans.

Just saying

He needs to read up about the maillard reaction.

[aging one]

Hal here are some facts and figures on California's food production.


California is the world’s 5th largest supplier of food, cotton fiber, and other agricultural commodities. In the U.S., California is the largest producer of food despite having less than 4% of the farms in the country.
The state has a unique Mediterranean climate that allows it to grow a variety of over 450+ different crops. Some of the crops such as almonds, artichokes, figs, and raisins are exclusive to California, and the state is the largest exporter of almonds in the world.
In the U.S., California is the number one dairy state and is the 4th largest wine producer in the world. The state produces over 90% of the wine in the U.S. It is also the nation’s leading producer of strawberries, averaging 1.4 billion pounds of strawberries (that’s 83% of the country’s total fresh and frozen strawberry production).

We also love to barbecue. 75% of American's own a barbecue or smoker. That percentage is much higher in California.

[Stumpy]

JPPR as i understand it you grew up in cali forn ia, where you had to leave your lard and oil at the state line when crossing and pick up a bag muesli and a carton or orange

Yeah I grew up in Cali. Very Sicilian family life. We never ate that stuff. Seldom did we frequent anything fast food. That carried on in my life. On a very rare occasion I ate at anything fast food. Even during my road trips drag racing with my family did we ever eat fast food. We knew where to stop along the route to eat. I never understood the Fish and Chips. I used to see the oil dripping off the breaded crust and then see people crack it open to see the fish of unknown origin. One thing about the US, you have options. You can eat fast food crap or eat well. I always preferred to eat good food.

[bsnub]

JPPR as i understand it you grew up in cali forn ia, where you had to leave your lard and oil at the state line

It is not just California, it is the entire west coast as well as most of the northeast. Lard is really only used in the south of the US, where all the fatties are.

[malmomike77]

breaded crust

Wash your mouth out, now!!!

[armstrong]

I know you are only stalking, but I'll bite. I opened an YouTube channel because I cannot otherwise upload videos onto TD. It's not a channel for anything else other than sharing on TD. But nice stalking and that's exactly the reason I made it a separate YouTube channel, because I knew someone would try and see which channel and who it was. Proof you're a real life stalking pikey.

And in my books that makes you an absolute little cvnt of a bloke.

So do fuck off.

Calm down darling, just taking the piss out of your BBQ obsession. No need to cry.

[Stumpy]

Wash your mouth out, now!!!

With a good Bourbon or soap.

[malmomike77]

It occurred to me after i posted that, all i'd done was told you to have a drink

[hallelujah]

I knew that would set the cat among the pigeons!

For the record, I love a good Texas BBQ (fantastic food), but its not half as much fun admitting that on here, is it?

The only time I tried BBQ in England, I bought a throw-away one from Tesco and put it on the top of my wheely bin. The bin melted, the burnt sausages fell in the bin and then it started to rain.

I ordered a kebab instead.