Thread: The perfect burger

^^ But have you ever considered that some people just 'like it'?

Or that they can't afford lobsters and steaks?

You have to get real at times, mate.

Sometimes, never the twain shall meet...

Originally Posted by Mendip

But have you ever considered that some people just 'like it'?

I agree, Mendip. While I do cast aspersions on the peas and sprouts, I also realize its what you like. Different strokes and all of that....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

With all that the planet has to offer food wise

That's where you'll have lost Snobby

Anyway let's get back on topic eh fellas?

It's Sunday today, just back from Church and we religiously don't eat burgers today but here's a little preview of the burger ass whooping that's a coming this week

Ostrich Monday

Those 2 fookers worked out more expensive than rib eye

Big Burger night and blanmange Thursday

Originally Posted by Mendip

But have you ever considered that some people just 'like it'?

Or that they can't afford lobsters and steaks?

You have to get real at times, mate.

I get it Mendy. If you prefer canned peas and beans with every meal knock yourself out. That said though, I can't believe you would use the "can't afford" card. You can easily afford other foods, you choose not to...right? That's OK but many of use prefer uncanned food and variety and avoid processed junk food. You know the saying, "Variety is the spice of life"

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Ostrich Monday

I had Ostrich many years ago. Forgot what it tastes like and how it cooks. Is it gamey tasting?. I will say that I have eaten alligator quite a few times. I like it.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

I get it Mendy. If you prefer canned peas and beans with every meal knock yourself out.

I honestly think it's so much to do with the food you ate when you were young.

We ate baked beans ... still do today.

Almost never eat canned or mushy peas as we had a Dad who gardened a lot and shelled peas out of the pod.


I can't stomach offal, maybe a lot to do with our Eastern European neighbour who used to cook tripe ... a lot.


As a treat food, burgers are great.

But we were a poor family and it might have been a treat a few times a year.

A 'hamburger patty' more likely was served up with mash/ed (potatoes), onion gravy and peas.

But, back to the burgers, because that is what this thread is about

Originally Posted by David48atTD

As a treat food, burgers are great.

They were a treat for us growing up. My mom used to buy ground beef and to stretch it out, added bread crumbs. But it worked and we loved it. Hot Dogs were a treat too.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Fuck me, it is laughable to look at those of you who have never even been to the US before tell us what we eat. Give it a fucking rest. BTW, just because you found some hideous obscure recipe about a baked bean burger on Google does not mean that anyone would eat that shit.



I have tried over and over again to explain to these numptys that it is poverty food that no one eats in America. They just can not seem to grasp it.

On a Thai forum. *Cringe*

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ But have you ever considered that some people just 'like it'?

Or that they can't afford lobsters and steaks?

You have to get real at times, mate.

Sometimes, never the twain shall meet...

There's a few posters that believe we should be growing our own food and raising our own cattle while only drinking the most obscure beer. Those people are twats.

Originally Posted by Topper

I agree, Mendip. While I do cast aspersions on the peas and sprouts, I also realize its what you like. Different strokes and all of that....

Bread in the philippines is generally disappointing but for brekkie I used to really enjoy the small buns called pandesal. Fresh out of the oven . They are a bit sweet but with a slather of decent butter and Vegemite were a great start to the day

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

That's where you'll have lost Snobby

Anyway let's get back on topic eh fellas?

It's Sunday today, just back from Church and we religiously don't eat burgers today but here's a little preview of the burger ass whooping that's a coming this week

Ostrich Monday

Those 2 fookers worked out more expensive than rib eye

Big Burger night and blanmange Thursday

What's a fooking blanminge?

. Cant go wrong

Originally Posted by BLD

What's a fooking blanminge?

Some pink dessert shit we had at school. I haven't got any, was just showing off my big automatic whisk to Mendy.

What does kangaroo taste like?

^ Oh sorry, I wasn't concentrating.

That is one great whisk mate!!!

(Sorry, I don't know how to do the wanking emoji from a phine...)

Originally Posted by Mendip

from a phine.

'ello, mon frere Clouseau !

Originally Posted by helge

'ello, mon frere Clouseau !

Welcome back, Helge!!!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What does kangaroo taste like?

Very sweet and lean, full of protein.
I would love to get fresh kangeroo in the UK and put it in a curry!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

New England Turkey & Baked Bean Burger


Attachment 82088

Recipe Ingredients:

1 (16-ounce) package PERDUE® Fresh Lean Ground Turkey or Fresh Ground Chicken
6 strips bacon
1 (15-ounce) can baked beans
1 tablespoon minced red onion
4 burger buns
Thin red onion slices
Thin tomato slices
1 lettuce leaf, any kind
Mustard and mayonnaise (optional)



New England Turkey & Baked Bean Burger Recipe - CooksRecipes.com

That looks nice David.

Might give that a go tomorrow.

Originally Posted by armstrong

There's a few posters that believe we should be growing our own food and raising our own cattle while only drinking the most obscure beer. Those people are twats.

Is that your take? Sounds like an excuse for eating and drinking shyte.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

It sounds to me like some people are full of shit and are out of touch with the average Joe on the ground

You can keep dreaming all you want. Baked beans are not a staple of any diet in America, first and foremost. They are a secondary dish served at BBQ's in the summer or with fried chicken, and they are nothing like the blue label Heinz beans you Brittles eat. They are sweet and have brown sugar or molasses and bacon in them.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

who can't afford to get their bagels sent over from New York when they fancy a sandwich.

It was a bagel, not a sandwich, and I have eleven more in the freezer.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Indeed, baked beans , oatmeal, french fries are staples in the US diet.

You are a clueless moron. Oatmeal is eaten by old people mostly, beans as a secondary side dish mainly served with BBQ, French fries are hardly a staple definitely a big thing in America, so you got one out of three.

Originally Posted by armstrong

There's a few posters that believe we should be growing our own food and raising our own cattle while only drinking the most obscure beer. Those people are twats.

Just curious, who are these folks that feel you should raise their own cattle or grow their own food? Who on here raises cattle? Many seem to have chickens and Mendy has fish.

As for the beer, some folks prefer to avoid Leo, Chang and Singha, besides its not that cheap anymore. Few baht more can get you a better beer nowadays.

Originally Posted by bsnub

beans as a secondary side dish mainly served with BBQ

Confirmation that baked beans are an American staple

Americas No 1 foodie says it so