Thread: The perfect burger

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Add an egg and that could be a Full English burger

And then you just fkn ruined it. You brits and eggs and canned shit beans on everything...I suppose it need to be easy up so it leaks everywhere....

Outstanding Burger HW....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

And then you just fkn ruined it. You brits and eggs and canned shit beans on everything...

Hear Hear!

^^ You 2 never tried sausages and baked beans on
a burger bun?

It's Amazing


Although I doubt it'd work with your watery German hot dog sausages.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You 2 never tried sausages and baked beans on
a burger bun?

Gotta be honest here RD, canned baked beans are what they use as MRE's for the Military and the homeless. It is not and will never be a staple food for us Merkins. We seldom, if ever, add them to any foods.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

It is not and will never be a staple food for us Merkins.

Not when you have so many other fast foods to chose from

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Not when you have so many other fast foods to chose from

Not so much. Stumpy is from NorCal like I am and we have a huge variety of foods because of our good warm weather and proximity to Mexico. In all honesty I dont know anyone who eats canned foods at all.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Gotta be honest here RD, canned baked beans are what they use as MRE's for the Military

Not anymore. MRE's do not have baked beans. They stopped that in the eighties.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

It is not and will never be a staple food for us Merkins. We seldom, if ever, add them to any foods.

Nope. Because they are shit.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Not when you have so many other fast foods to chose from

I almost never eat fast food, and I have a hunch that ole stumpster didn't eat much of it when he was back in the states. So that is a big swing and miss.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Not when you have so many other fast foods to chose from

It's not about fast foods. We just have a HUGE selection of quality foods available. I haven't bought a can of baked beans in 25 years or more. The last time I did it was for a camping trip with my daughters and friends. They are easy, cheap and you toss then out when done. For some reason you UK folks LIVE for them. Don't you have other options? Just asking....

Originally Posted by bsnub

Not anymore. MRE's do not have baked beans. They stopped that in the eighties.

Hahaha. Last time I shared a MRE was with my nephew and that was 20+ years back or so. I laughed as you open the bag and squeeze the slop out....

^ ^You mean like syrup?

^ whats that stuff you fukkers spill all over your pancakes every morning then?

We have Shrove Tuesday here, a once a year fukkin treat

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ whats that stuff you fukkers spill all over your pancakes every morning then?

You should put on a Van Morrison song I know you will love Reg. Cue up Broken Record, as as you listen realize you have crap food available to you compared to those living in California or the Pacific Northwest. Just a fact mate.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

whats that stuff you fukkers spill all over your pancakes every morning then?

I haven't had pancakes in at least ten years. If I want something sweet for breakfast, I would eat a donut or a crêpe. America is a big place, and breakfast is completely different by region.

The Most Popular Breakfast Food in Every State — Eat This Not That

Pancakes is not even on the list.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

For some reason you UK folks LIVE for them. Don't you have other options?

Really, good lord an innocent comment about the nation that fathered the worlds obesity crises and you Merkins are all at the fence banging it with your walking canes

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Really, good lord an innocent comment about the nation that fathered the worlds obesity crises and you Merkins are all at the fence banging it with your walking canes

You are not discussing with "Americans" you are discussing with snubs, stumpy and I. So your gross generalization wont work. I know for a fact that neither stumpy or I are one pound overweight. The obesity belt is in the midwest and south FYI.

Originally Posted by bsnub

The Most Popular Breakfast Food in Every State — Eat This Not That

Actually, the name given to the article is quite misleading.

It's NOT the most popular breakfast food in each state, it is a list of the " See, a little research was done to take a closer look at what people's Googling habits are all about, from each of the 50 states. Specifically, which breakfast foods are being searched the most."

If they were the most popular breakfast food in each state ... you wouldn't need to Google it

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Maybe a read of ... How Cereal Became the Quintessential American Breakfast might reveal the facts.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

whats that stuff you fukkers spill all over your pancakes every morning then?

On pancakes and waffles we use 100% maple syrup. We do not put it on other food

Originally Posted by aging one

In all honesty I dont know anyone who eats canned foods at all.

Amen AO. Years back talking with my GMa, she told me about the great depression and all they ate was rationed foods of bread and baked beans. She told me that after the depression was over eating baked beans was for poor people because there was no need to eat them anymore.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

On pancakes and waffles we use 100% maple syrup. We do not put it on other food

Not taking the piss but ...

Do you guys also eat pikelets^* and crumpets?

Most blokes like a bit of crumpet every now and than





^*pikelets ... I'm assuming not as the septic spell checker didn't recognise the word!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Do you guys also eat pikelets* and crumpets?

Pancakes and waffles Buddy....Crumpets and the other are UK terms.

Originally Posted by David48atTD

If they were the most popular breakfast food in each state ... you wouldn't need to Google it

Fuck me, it is laughable to look at those of you who have never even been to the US before tell us what we eat. Give it a fucking rest. BTW, just because you found some hideous obscure recipe about a baked bean burger on Google does not mean that anyone would eat that shit.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

She told me that after the depression was over eating baked beans was for poor people because there was no need to eat them anymore.

I have tried over and over again to explain to these numptys that it is poverty food that no one eats in America. They just can not seem to grasp it.

All of this crap is defiling the Burger thread and should be moved over to the breakfast thread.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I have tried over and over again to explain to these numptys that it is poverty food that no one eats in America. They just can not seem to grasp it.

It is Snubs. The entire premise with baked beans is that that slurry of crap fills a plate making the person eating them to think they have a big dinner. It is loaded with sugar and is a garbage food. With all that the planet has to offer food wise, its amazing anyone eats crap from a can as a main course.