Thread: The Best Breakfast in the World Step by Step.: the Full English

^ Oh dear! I hope you sent it back.

Originally Posted by Troy

^ Oh dear! I hope you sent it back.

an arbroath smokie, from my freezer.

^ Well, I hope you trim it and butterfly it before serving it.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

an arbroath smokie, from my freezer.

Was it in there for 20 years?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Was it in there for 20 years?

Discovered lying on Mao's joke book.

Thankfully, it seems he's committed them all to memory.

This mornings full monty.

What's it missing?

Black Pudding

Originally Posted by Joe 90

This mornings full monty.

What's it missing?

A lot..
Tea, toast, butter, jam, glass of orange juice and black pudding

Junk all the stuff out of tins too.

Then add fresh grilled tomatoes and sausages that aren't black.

In fact...start again.

^ I see no Daddies Sauce, either.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

This mornings full monty.

What's it missing?

Apart from the above, presentation. Every item is worthy of its own space on the plate. The beans chucked on top of those rubbery eggs and the sausages huddled up in the corner don't look good. Bacon needs to be displayed with pride, not hidden underneath. Throw that excuse for fried potato away too.

Apart from that, hope you enjoyed your meal.

^ Oh, I just noticed your knife and fork are the wrong way round, at least for European etiquette.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

This mornings full monty.

What's it missing?

not enough bacon, lose those shitty mercan potato triangles, what are those lumps between the egg, hash brown and tinned toms. Suasages are over cooked, you need some buttered bread for mopping up and two slices of black pudding

Originally Posted by malmomike77

lose those shitty mercan potato triangles,

Those are not American by any means, and seem to be on almost every breakfast I see from the UK. In all honesty I have not ever seen them served other than a fry up. Nelover in any American restaurant be it chain or locally owned.

Originally Posted by aging one

Those are not American by any means, and seem to be on almost every breakfast I see from the UK. In all honesty I have not ever seen them served other than a fry up. Nelover in any American restaurant be it chain or locally owned.

Hash browns, also spelled hashed browns and hashbrowns, are a popular American breakfast dish consisting of finely julienned potatoes that have been fried until golden browned. Hash browns are a staple breakfast food at diners in North America, where they are often fried on a large common cooktop or grill. Hash browns are a popular mass produced product sold in refrigerated, frozen and dehydrated forms.

http://https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_browns

Literally dozens of English breakfasts without hash browns have been posted up here.

Originally Posted by cyrille

It really does look almost exactly the same as the 'item' on chitty's plate.

It is fucking McDonald's you idiot. Any normal sit down restaurant would go out of business in the US if they tried to push that frozen crap. It is utterly laughable that clowns who have never been to the US try to post up this drivel. It just makes you look stupid.

This is a proper American hash brown, and it blows away the crap you lot post...

Once that arrives at the table you add the salt and pepper and douse it in Tabasco sauce. Perfection.

Even better if it is a 24 hour diner at 2am after a piss up.

Originally Posted by cyrille

This site shows the price of a hash brown in every US state.

There is also a picture of a hash brown.

It really does look almost exactly the same as the 'item' on chitty's plate.



http://https://mc-menu.com/mcdonalds...sh-browns.html

Cy just pulled a skidmark! For sure he is correct just like skiddy always is.

^^ If you have to douse anything in Tabasco sauce then it can hardly be called perfection.

Bubble and squeak was the tradition but I don't think leftovers is the thing in hotels. I've seen the triangle thingies at buffet breakfasts in the UK but not everywhere. The diced potato, usually baked, is just as common.

Originally Posted by aging one

Those are not American by any means, and seem to be on almost every breakfast I see from the UK. In all honesty I have not ever seen them served other than a fry up. Nelover in any American restaurant be it chain or locally owned .

Originally Posted by bsnub

It is fucking McDonald's you idiot.

*sigh*