Thread: Manwiches

Cheesey chip butties

^ *Before TC gets in first*

So, the diet is going well then

My seefood diet is

FFS Dills, you must weigh a tonne by now...

Might as well make that chip-n-cheese butty as gross as possible - sprinkling a little Cap'n Crunch to the mix.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Cheesey chip butties

Best pic you have posted in days.

Originally Posted by Headworx

So, the diet is going well then

Originally Posted by tomcat

..Spicy Italian sausage,

Interesting you went for a cross cut there Tom, us salty dogs would gut that pecker end to end and caurterise the wound with mustard, me arty.

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Interesting you went for a cross cut there Tom, us salty dogs would gut that pecker end to end and caurterise the wound with mustard, me arty.

...maybe next time, Blackbeard...

....and nothing local.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

....and nothing local.

...au contraire: a) baguette baked locally by Thais, b) tomatoes grown on local farms, c) parsley grown on local farms, c) sausage ground from local pork...Dijon mustard and red onions imported...one consumer (SD) local...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Dilly's effort is a bland Northern looking effort - nice Manwich...

Tomcat, well, it certainly looks tasty, well made with a touch of class, but is it a Manwich? Looks like something a cafe in Islington would charge $15 pounds for to the local metrosexual community, obviously, each table would have it's own manbag stand... Looks great, but I'm calling bluff as a Manwich.

...nonsense: the lowest common denominator is not the arbiter of a tasteful and healthy manwich...not all men live in caves, club their women into submission, soak up gallons of brew or wear polyester expando-top trousers.

Metrosexuals for Human Rights!

Originally Posted by HuangLao

....and nothing local.

Must have missed the brief where everything posted in this thread has to be local, as in the photos you've added of your manwiches

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be able to post without being told to fuck off every day? Well keep wondering, and fuck off while you're doing it.

Originally Posted by tomcat

...nonsense: the lowest common denominator is not the arbiter of a tasteful and healthy manwich...not all men live in caves, club their women into submission, soak up gallons of brew or wear polyester expando-top trousers.

Metrosexuals for Human Rights!

Before your nomination can be accepted ... you have to get a seconder


As an aside, a question about your definition ... "tasteful or healthy"

Manwiches usually are sometimes tasteful, occasionally healthy ... but never both!

Originally Posted by tomcat

...nonsense: the lowest common denominator is not the arbiter of a tasteful and healthy manwich...not all men live in caves, club their women into submission, soak up gallons of brew or wear polyester expando-top trousers.

Metrosexuals for Human Rights!

Your upper point, sums up Dilly perfectly - he is Mr Mandwich, he lives in a Dilly cave, clubs women into Dilly submission (when he's not busy baking his missus a cake...), endless drinks Dilly cups of tea and Dilly cans of Special Brew, and finally, polyester expandable trousers are his staple.

Metrosexuals have no rights! They are repulsive to the core...

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Before your nomination can be accepted ... you have to get a seconder


As an aside, a question about your definition ... "tasteful or healthy"

Manwiches usually are sometimes tasteful, occasionally healthy ... but never both!

David doesn't always make perfect sense, but when he does it's Einsteinian, as ably demonstrated here.

Ham, cheese and piccallili

Originally Posted by tomcat

...Spicy Italian sausage, mature cheddar, red onion, tomato slices, parsley and Dijon mustard...on a baguette

Now THIS is a proper sandwich!

I eat a lot of Thai food, so occasionally the craving for a full-on American dinner overwhelms me! Let's see if I can post a full-sized picture:




After posting, I realize that you cannot see the beef! That is not a veggie burger, there are a couple of proper beef patties under the lettuce, onion, jalapeno jack cheese and whole wheat bun

^ Those Burgers do nudge Gourmet but ...

... are those round things, just under the bun, a slice of raw onion?



Oh, I also 'lot of Thai food' ... hence I don't post here often.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Must have missed the brief where everything posted in this thread has to be local, as in the photos you've added of your manwiches

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be able to post without being told to fuck off every day? Well keep wondering, and fuck off while you're doing it.

I prefer he fucks off first, then wonders.

Originally Posted by qwerty

Now THIS is a proper sandwich!

Indeed. And therefore by definition NOT a manwich. It has bloody cilantro on it for God's sake.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Indeed. And therefore by definition NOT a manwich. It has bloody cilantro on it for God's sake.

...*cough*...read the ingredient list...

Originally Posted by tomcat

...*cough*...read the ingredient list...

You said "parsley" - cilantro goes by many names, including "Chinese parsley"

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You said "parsley" - cilantro goes by many names, including "Chinese parsley"

...I know of two names for this herb: cilantro and fresh coriander...if I had added either to the sandwich, I would have said so..."Chinese parsley" would only confuse folks...and the poster...

^ OK.

Indeed. And therefore by definition NOT a manwich. It has a bloody herb on it for God's sake.

Better now?