That Scampy, kind of reminds me of the kind of shopping my Mex wife did.
We were having some work done on the reefer/freezer and was at their shop, they also had a kind of second hand center too, just as most Mex places, they are crazy for used stuff at a good price.
So anyway after we were in the pickup and leaving she said, "Look at what I bought for 7 peso" and it was a charcoal chimney starter, right handy as I did a lot of char cooking, it had on the side a ACE sticker for 18 peso, Good deal I tells her, then she asks me what it was used for.
Kinda like scampy, buying Lee&Perrins and don't know what to do with it.