Thread: Bin Laden's last words

Bush is back?

I swear I just look like him,I get it all the time...*BANG*

Fucking Hackers!!! I knew I shouldn't have entered my credit card details onto the Playstation Network!!

Idiots! I told you when dialing for phone sex don't ask for Jihad Jane.

Someone answer that, I ordered Pizza.

"Zzzzzzz"

for fucks sake couldn't you just land on the lawn, Gulp!

Can I interest you in some Amway?

(That's why he was't taken alive).

'Did you know that an anagram of my name is "lob man in da sea" '

"Give it to me, Chip. I've got balls like watermelons here."

o.k you 72 virgins, bend over and spread 'em cause here I come.

Is that the pizza delivery Fatima?

Elton John is singing his new release single at the funeral
” Sandle in the Bin “

in the wake of bin ladens death muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, Birmingham, Leicester and London killing any one who is English. police fear the death toll could be as hight as 2….

Originally Posted by FarangRed

in the wake of bin ladens death muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, Birmingham, Leicester and London killing any one who is English. police fear the death toll could be as hight as 2….

"Oh Crap. I need a SEAL team raid like I need a hole in the head!"

" Fucking 'ell, you Yanks can't take a joke can yer.."

Fatima, answer the door. I need a few more editions of Watchtower for the bird cage.

"Youse lot can get fu".

everything is written

* dancing in brown Y-Fronts in front of bathroom mirror*

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."