Thread: The Pattaya Love Story

and his lover turned out to be hermaphrodite

my god, what a sight

and it had plans to impregnate itself

but with Viagra at his sexual peak.

He found it hard to take a leak

So he went to the doctor and

Found Himself In A Std Clinic, Where

they tried to drain

8 different types of seminary fluid from his main vein

but the needle was to large

and caused great pain. His Tee-Rak then

had too slurp it out

and found massive chunks of

lumpy jism which she then

spit out as she ran into the kitchen and grabbed

the largest hose she

could grab so she could

syphon the brew

and share it with

some thai whores

who then proceded

to eat chickens feet.

and use the claws to pick their teeth

so undoing his fly buttons she took a wee peek

and reeled back at the sight of