Thread: The Pattaya Love Story

Fuck me...its not a shakespeare poem.....its a filthy dirty pattaya dirty old man falls for ape like pattaya bg

and from a door that was teak......

The old boy caught a woft and let out a shreik

then things started to look bleak

His bones became heavy and his knees weak..

Lost his cash in under a week

Slept for a week

but then she met a seik

who was like totally a geek

He wore a pair of sandals and a piece of white cloth

It's the lady we want news of, he can 'koff

that was in a poor condition due to the presence of a moth

But he was a gent nonetheless and his cap he did doth..

whilst stewing goat meat and eyes into a broth

not forgetting the large intestines of Sydney, his pet sloth..

So then she dressed like a goth.

so, they were walking down a filthy soi..

and somebody said, "hey that's really a boy".

No, its a fuckin ape you gimp

...to the shock and horror of its pimp..

his dick went limp

so took a viagra

that gave him tackicardia....

but his stackblow was a niagara