Thread: A Poem 4 Crusty...

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Here comes Crusty covered in sweat,

fag in her gob and her hair in a net

swing aling ling went her saggy piss flaps

and along came Nawty wearing bare bum chaps,

Looky over there nawty said,

Wonders if she'd been with Mr. Ed........

No concern about catching ticks and fleas..........

Out in the garden with the dogs she pees.

While on her knees she looks and see's,

Having finished her pee she plucked off a flea...............

Her hairy back was full of them,

And her hairy top lip was encrusted with phlegm

Down in the field a horse was handy,

Being groomed by Doc Andy,

who having quaffed a large tumbler of shandy

donned a blonde wig and called himself Mandy

Looking the spitting image of Crusty now,

he said "you look look me, and i'm a mad cow"

I may resemble a nubile wench,

With a grip like a vice on a bench

I need it like that of course,

And again, Another famous chicks!

Take your whistle shuv it up ya arse and play dixi...

I know that don't rhyme,....but sheesh....a wannabe thai with half a brain or less....