Thread: Positive Quotes

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Dreams are necessary to life.

The present is a point just passed.

you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be led

Fake it till ya make it

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.

Groom:A man with a fine prospect of happiness behind him

If you step on people in this life you're going to come back as a cockroach.

hold your friends close and your enemies closer.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Ability is nothing without opportunity.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Alexandre Dumas 1802 — 1870

Anywhere is paradise; it's up to you.

Keep ya chin up

Things ain't like they used to be

and probably never was. .......... Mark Twain

Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North

To speak before you think is like wiping your ass before you shit!