Yardarm and rigging damage alarmed ruddy mariners.
Yardarm and rigging damage alarmed ruddy mariners.
Mariners and rum imbibers need extra rationed spirits.
Spirits plummet if Russia invades Tajikistan's steppes.
Steppes; Trotsky Envisaged Proletariat Population Establishing Suburbia
....nnn
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Suburbia underwhelms Bangkok's urban rebels, but it's alright.
Alright Lets Royally Impale Gertrudes Hymen Tonight
Tonight on News Investigates -- Germans hate Trump.
Trump Riles Up Mexican People
^ good one.
People eating organisms prefer London's EastEnders.
EastEnders Are Simpleton's Television, Even Neighbours - Dire, Episodic, Repetitious Soaps
#waitingformanny
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Soaps : often asinine productions. Simpletons !
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Sometimes old men evacuate their intestines making everyone swoon.
Nipples? Instagrammable! Pert puppies? Excellent show!
Nipples in permanent perkiness lift Ed's spirits.
Damn
Show Henrietta our weiners.
"weiners!" exclaimed Imelda, " ... never expected roast sausages"
Sausages are usually served and get extra sauce.
Sauce adds unusual cloying effect.
Effect feels fucking excellent! Call them.
....bugger
Them Hedonistic Eastern Manny's
Manny's argument? No New York slices!
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