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Existentially, “X” is silly twat Elon’s “new” Twitter. It’s awful losers loudly yelling.

*whew*

yelling extremely loudly left imeldas nipples gargantuan.

Gargantuan apes require gargantuan appetizers - nachos, tamales, umaboshi, and nectarines.

Nectarines essentially contain tempting aromas. Really intense nibbling evinces supersaturation.

(Ahem)

Bump

supersaturation usually precedes erotic repeated stroking after tempting ursulas remarkably amorous twin into overnight nirvana.

nirvana: Indian religion vocates afterlife, not alcohol

alcohol leaves consumers obese, hungover, often lightheaded.

Lightheaded in Gibraltar, he tried having everyone around dance English dances.

Dances and newfound camaraderie encouraged salutations

salutations and loud ululations terrified adventurous thais invited on nigerian safaris

Safaris arouse fuzzy African reprobates, igniting seduction

Seduction excludes:

dirty underpants
crusty t-shirts
indecent odoriferous nylons

nylons? yolanda loves orange nylon smuttiness.

shorts, heightened, occasionally reveal terrifying sabreteeth

Sabreteeth, Australians boast, really excite tourists - even English tourists holidaying.

holidaying on lanzarote, italian dilettante and yolanda insatiably nuzzled genitalia.

Genitalia exhibited nightly in Thailand attract lusty Icelandic accountants.

accountants cannot count old unused notes that are normally taxed separately .

separately except planning adjoining rooms and taking
estrogen laden youngster

youngster on unidentified narcotics grimaced sardonically then evaded recapture.

recapture ended criminal adventurer Thaksin's unashamed robbery endeavours

endeavours normally drain enterprising adventurers' vitality. obviously uruguayans remain shrewd.