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Noises off inside septum endlessly sniggering

^snigger at my lack of refresh!

Sniggering Northern Irish girls gave every randy Irishman naughty glances.

Glances left and notices Camillas exposed suspenders.

suspenders under skirts please even normally dour
episcopal rural Scots

Scots can only tend scotch.

Scotch caravaning obsession! Take caravans home!

Home of Mark Evans.*





* Former bass player for AC/DC

Evans vanished at Nana’s Spankys

Spankys performs a nightly kinky Yugoslavian striptease.*













* directed by TD's "your daddy"

striptease, the reverend insisted, performed to Enya and sometimes Elgar

Elgar lifted gogo’s anal recital

Recital excited child interfering types, all liberals

Liberal's intense bottom excitation revealed a landing strip

Strip tramlines really inspire parallelism.

Parallelism, a really annoying lede, left editors looking into "Sexy Mums!"

Mums understand menstrual symptoms

Symptoms, young man? Probably they're old metatarsal strains.

Strains to rump are indeed now suppurating

suppurating ulcers, painful pussing urethra, ruined
anniversary trip in northern Gambia

Gambia and Malawi breed indigenous aborigines.

aborigines begging or ruinously inebriated guzzling
inexpensive neat export strength

Strength throughout England's navy gave them hope.

Hope once promised evaporated.

evaporated violently as pouring Ovaltine recklessly activates tungsteen element’s destabilisation

Destabilisation exacerbated serious tensions and brought incredible licentiousness into South Africa's Tswana indigenous (original) nationalists.