Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Yucky undercooked caribou killed Yakuts.

Yakuts also killed under Tsars' scheming.

Scheming chemists have eliminated mucus in nasally gorillas.

Gorillas of Russia invaded Lithuania leaving Americans sad.

Sad Anglicans departed.

Departed ecuminical patriarch Alexis reformed the eastern diocese.

Departed Egyptian pharaohs are religiously triumphant eternal deities
...too late, oh well.

Diocese infant offences caused embarrassing staff exorcisms.

Exorcisms, Xtians opined, require Catholic intervention. Send money soon.

Soon our opinions nauseate.

Nauseate Australians using slimy excrement applied to effect

Effect from flouncing? Extra cooking time!

Time is merely ephemeral.

"ephemeral" perhaps has eternal meaning; enlightenment rarely allows lewdness

Lewdness enjoyed with damsels neatly explains sly smiles.

smiles mean "in, lengthwise", even sucking

Sucking up cold kegs in Nan'ao, Guangdong.

guangdong usually approve nautch girl dances on nanhai grasslands.

Grasslands, ranches and sheep stations lure astonishingly notorious degenerate suspects.

Suspects Usually Seen Parading Echidna Carcasses: Took Scales.

Scales can't accept large elephantine slags.

slags lick around gonads, slurping

Slags like a good shag.

^ Beat me to it!

Shag hookers and geriatrics

Or -
slurping lesbians upset really prudish ingrates nuzzling geriatrics