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Slags love a good shagging.

Slags lick arseholes. Grandfathers screaming !

Shagging happynz almost gave geriatric Irishwoman nervous giggles.

Giggles in Glasgow gave laddies extreme stiffies.

stiffies teased imeldas fluffy fou-fou into expectant saturation.

Saturation and then underexposure. Really amateur time. I'm off now.

Now off walkies.

Walkies around Loch Killen inspire extroverted Scotsmen.

scotsmen covertly opened their sporrans making englishmen nauseous.

nauseous aeronauts usually sleep emphatically on undulating seas

Seas enliven endangered species

Species pooping everywhere could induce e-coli spread.

Spread Particularly Ripe Epoisses-de-Bourgogne Around Dawlish

Dawlish attracts wanderers looking into strange happenings.

Stench twanged even NumPikToot's clenched hamstrings

Hamstrings are muscles sometimes torn rigorously into nasty geometrical sets.

Sets Employed Tuneful Sousaphone

Sousaphone offers untrained South American people hope of new earnings.

Earnings are really never invested, nothing gained seemingly

Seemingly earning Euros might interest new Germans (likely Yugoslavians).

Sympathisers yelled many profanities and then hurled iPhones skyward earning reporters' scorn.

Scorn, Corn Only Really Nasty

Nasty arachnid sting turned yucky.