Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

scrum-half crouched rather unseemingly, making his arse look fat.

Fat arses tremble.

Tremble risks emptying my big lovely Eliminator*.

* Eliminator

Ingredients:

• 1 1/2 oz Wild Turkey
• 1 1/2 oz Tequila
• 6 oz Orange Soda
• Ice

How-to:

Mix all ingredients in tall glass.

Tremble, recalcitrant enemies! My bilious loathing ensues.

Bugger.
Eliminator

Eliminator laughed inexplicably. My inate niceness avoided the obvious reaction.

Reaction Exercised Anton, Cutting Tirade Irritated Obsessive Nutter

Nutter utttered Teutonic tautology erroneously, repeatedly.

Repeatedly Ernest Pounded Erica's Arse, Taking Enjoyment Doing Loud Yodels

"Yodels? Oh dear!" exclaimed laughing Scotsman.

Yodels obviously delight extremely lubricated Swiss.

*pipped at the post*

Scotsman called out the Swiss man arguing numismatics.

numismatics usually makes insomniacs sleepy, meticals and tugriks induce complete sleepiness.

^Kudos.

"Sleepiness lasted eight eons (Phanerozoic)", insisted narrowly educated Scottish scientist.

Scientist can't invent erotic neurostimulator to increase Simon's testosterone.

(sorry Simon)

Testosterone Eliminates Small Testis On Steroidal Tweakers, Estrogen Roger Observed Nullified Effects

Effects felt forcefully earlier caused the squirts.

Squirts Queried Ursula? Its Really Terribly Smelly

Smelly? Maybe even loathsome, like yams.

Yams Are Motorbikes, Strokers

Strokers? They run over Kawasakis, even race Suzukis.

Suzukis usually zoom under kamikazes in Sapporo.

Sapporo Always Provides Perfect Otaru Ramen Outside

Outside Uluru Territory, Sam is deemed "ethnic".

Ethnic Thais habitually nosh Indians, Chinese