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    * bloody "y" again...*

    Sensitivity ensures nobody sees it though it's virtually invisible. Thank you.

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    You Oblige Usually.



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    Usually some unrepentant alcoholic libertine licks Yokohamas*.

    *Yokohama Cocktail

    Ingredients


    • 1-1/2 oz vodka
    • 1 oz Orange Juice
    • 3-4 drops Absinthe (Pernod)
    • 1/2 tsp Grenadine
    • Glass: Cocktail Glass



    Directions


    • Shake vodka, Pernod, grenadine and orange juice with ice in a cocktail shaker.
    • Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and serve.


    pues, estamos aqui

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    Yokohamas Often Kill Oafs Horribly, Alternatively Mojitos Are Super

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    Super unleaded petrol extends range

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    Range Always Negates Guns Effectiveness

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    Effectiveness falls, funnily enough, causing temporary infertility. Virgins, especially notice everything suddenly sagging

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    Sagging arse, gruesome gash:Indisputably NOT gorgeous.

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    gorgeous olga reluctantly gave eric oral, upsetting svetlana.

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    Svetlana Vehemently Emphasised, Trotsky Left Anastasia Near Antwerp

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    Antwerp needs to welcome everyone reading porn.

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    Porn or religion? Neither!

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    Neither End Is Too Hot Explained Roger

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    Roger obviously gets everything reduced.

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    Reduced, Edwards Deducted Unrequired Coins, Espied Daisy

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    Daisy accepted it saying "yes".

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    Y again....

    Yes, Emphysema Sucks

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    Sucks up curdled kefir shakes.

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    Shakes Have Another Kefir Especially Susan.

    (Thought I'd try a NPT style offering).
    No, too embarrassing.
    Please carry on, last word "shakes".

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    South Harbours Aboriginal Kooky Educator, Snigger

    Ooops

    "Shakes"

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    ^That would have worked if you knew how to punctuate properly.

    Shakes hands and kisses Emily's snatch.

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    Delete - beat me to it. #Icantspellorpunctuate

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    Snatch, nasty attached tunnel can hibernate.

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    Hibernate Inside Bedroom, Easterly Rainstorm Never Abates, Terrifies Emily...

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    Emily murders idiots like you.


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