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secured eunuchs currently use rags every day

Day after Yuletide.

Yuletide
usually leaves everybody tired in decorated establishments

Establishments seem to acquire billions laundering income, securing huge monetary excesses, nominally to expenses.

Expenses xeroxed, projects emailed. Now sorting everyone's salaries.

salaries
and loans are rare in emancipated schools

Schools' Christmas holidays organized, or left shambolic.

Shambolic householders around Min Buri often live in condominiums.

Condominiums, often new, dominate over many inner-city neighbourhoods, including urban metropolitan sprawl.

Sprawl position? Raise arse, widen legs.

...legs extended...getting shagged.

shagged heavily and groaning; greedily embracing defloration

Defloration engaged furtively leaves one rather anxious, tensely intuiting others' negativity

Negativity - England's greatest achievement - turned into vicious infighting this year.

year ends always rapidly

Rapidly accumulating profits invite deductions levied yearly.

Yearly examinations annoyed Ryugasaki's lazier Yakuza.

Yakuza abet killings, uttering "zoological admonishments".

Admonishments directed mainly on no-compliant individuals seemingly have minimally evident negative turnouts sometimes.

sometimes
only MILFs enter the intimate memories encompassing sex

sometimes
only MILFs enter the intimate memories encompassing sexuality

Sexuality expressed xenophobically usually attracts low-lifers in teasing yashmaks.

Yashmaks are shielding horrible mugs around Kuwait's souks.

Souks of UAR keep stinking.

Stinking tang in North Korea is normally garlic.