Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

ligaments in genital area may extend normally through stretching.

Stretching togs really embarrass those chunky heifers. It's not glamorous.

glamorous little amorous morons often render overly unsuitable sexuality

sexuality, explained Xerxes, usually allows licentiousness in tribal Yemenites

Yemenites
ever mentally exhausted never ignore teaching everybody sadomasochism

Sadomasochism attracts deviants or maybe antisocial sexual outcasts. Can't have it so mainstream.

Mainstream alien invasion nutters saw three rasta extraterrestrials admiring marijuana

Marijuana aids rejuvenation in jaded, ugly and naive adults.

adults dont understand "low temperature sensitization"

^gimme a break! thats rubbish. you can do better than that!

Yes you're right, I added an s to zebra, much better now

Neutering eunuchs under thirteen entails reaming internally, neutralising gonads.


* I wasn't going to post this one as I thought it was pretty crap, so thanks to Stinky for lowering the bar for me

Gonads offered Neanderthals amusing daytime sport

sport porourts only reardoor teasers

teasers eh? ahh shoot 'em real stinky!

(poetic licence applied for on taser spelling)

(Poetic license is good, we like poetic license)

Stinky twat is nurturing kinky yearnings

y-earnings, earned annually, requiring nightly investments, nurture generous satisfaction

yearnings exacerbated Arnolds rampant necrophiliac inclinations notwithstanding gravediggers squeamishness.

Satisfaction achieving tantric intensity stops fuckers actually cumming together, intentionally or not.

^^ not on-time taxexile...

Taxexile - a xenaphobic expatriate xenophile in little England.

(It's only an acronym, tax! )

^

England needs Georgians like arseholes need dicks!

Dicks in chicks kinky sex

Sex exhausts xenophiles