Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

substance under bollocks smelt terrible and nearly caused emesis.

emesis? might even substantiate inner smells

Smells my elongated lubricated love schlong

schlong can't hamper lubricated orifices' natural gel

Gel ectoplasm lubricates

lubricates upper breast readying Imelda 'cos a tittywank excites Stephen.

( notify guiness book of records, first use ever of "tittywank" in Advanced Acronym thread.)

Stephen tattywanks everyone. Perhaps he enjoys nipples?

Nipples, identical perky pair, like elegant swans.

swans will almost never sink.

Sink into neighbourly kindliness

kinkyness is nude Dolly's little innocent nuance entertaining senior siblings

Siblings in Bolton live in nasty ghoulish settlements

^^( Freudian slip in perception there, Melvin ???)

Settlements eventually took the Lebanese emigrants. Many expect new travelers soon.

Soon, one orgasm : noiseless

Noiseless orgasm is something Englanders love...especially self-righteous snobs.

Snobs nonchalantly organise bourgeoisie soirée

Soiree often inspired regional entrants' enthusiasms

Enthusiasms never tire however uninspired social idiots are strenuously more stupefying

Stupefying, thoroughly unimaginably perplexing, every farang you introduce Noi, gags.

gags are generally silly.

Silly Israelis like little yarmulkes.

yarmulkes adorn rabbis, mockingly understating long kinky emasculated schmucks

Schmucks cause havoc. Many use clownish knowledge stupidly.

Stupidly tasting unlicensed potcheen instantly determined lost years