Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

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Yellows, even lavenders, look odd with suits.

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Sexiness? Even Xalapa's indigenous nightclubs exhibit sassy strippers.

Strippers thong rips into pieces, pussy exposing red sores.

Sores on rear end suck!

Suck up cold Kaalaan

kaalaan and asparagus leaves are amazingly nutritious.

...nutritious unless they roast it. Then it's overcooked until scorched.

scorched corn on rye causes heavy early-morning diarrhoea.

Diarrhoea instantly alleviates rancid rumblings helping out evacuating arseholes

Satisfy all tedious itches scratching for years

Years eventually affect retired solicitors.

Solicitors often litigate ineffectively, choosing inappropriate testimony, often recanted systematically.

^^^^ That's OK Melvin...no explanation or apology necessary. But as an act of contrition, perhaps you could deal with the above ^ "systematically"

systematically yielding strong takings, egg manufacturers attest to infertile chickens automatically laying large yields.

yields in every little den stinks

Stinks terrible in neighbours kaki shed

shed held erotic delights

Delights entice leggy inbred girls hightening senses

Senses eerie numbness...swiftly emails surgeon.

Surgeon underestimates rectal gas explosiveness of dookie

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