Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Scrupulously cleaning Rutgers University's parks unveiled lots of used syringes late yesterday.

Argh ! We're back to "yesterday" again. This is like Back To The Frigging Future !

future under the umbrellas repulses everyone

English viscounts employ rude yeomen or nasty earls.

aray krap?

earls and reluctant lords stink

Stinks tried intervening nearly killing somebody

somebody owe mama every bloody ounce duly yielded

Yielded instantly ending lovers deluded excruciating drama

Drama re-enacted as 'murderers' assembled.

Assembled senior staff encouraged management by leading example diligently

diligently intelligent lurers in Gambia enticed new tourists laughing, yearly

Yearly expected amount reveals lost yogurts

Yogurts often go utterly rancid they say....

say advanced yachts

Say aloud Yippee!!!

Buggerz!

Yachts and cruisers hoisting the sails

Sails are invariably linen synthetics

Synthetics, you'd never think, have exquisite texture including crinoline stiffness.

stiffness
tested in future fullriggers, never ending, sailing ships

Ships hold includes prisoner Slovakians

Slovakians
love ovaries veal and kittens in any neat shape

Shape has a peculiar elongation

Elongation leaves Oprah needing girth. After they insert, Oprah nods.

Nods off dozily snoozing

Snoozing noisily, often older Zulus irritate napping grandchildren.

Grandchildren relax at nannies destroying china, hiding in den, ruining everything, naturally.