Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Skype keeps young people employed

Employed miners produce long overdue yellowcake. Enthusiastic diggers !

diggers increasingly grab gold each reaching shovelful.

Shovelful held out very expensive lignite...fucking unclean lignite.

lignite ignited geraldines nightdress in terrifying explosion.

Explosion! Xerox plant loses over seventy. Investigation's on now.

explosion x-rays pose loss of sex, impotence, often negatively.

Negatively expressing gratuitous aspersions towards Italian virgins? Expect lively yelling...

yelling expletives, linda licked intensely nigels gonads

Gonads ordinarily need a dick synchronized

synchronized yelling normally causes hearing recoil once noticed imparts zealous excited delirium.

delirium eventually leaves insane romanians in utter misery.

Misery is supporting English rugby yobs.

yobs often bellow stupidly

Stupidly thinking up puns is decidedly lovely...yup.

yup unusually precise

"Precise" really entails cutting inside small elbows

Elbows Lucy's boob outside Wat Sukothai.

Sukothai usually knows oddball travelers having alleged instabilities

Instabilities now started to affect businesses in London. If they're infected everyone's screwed.

Screwed connections rewind eventually with endless disconnections.

disconnections instantly sever connections. Often not noticed, each can take increasingly obligatory nodes systematically.

Disconnections involve screws coming off, notwithstanding negative electrical currents terminating in organic nonconducting sadomasochists


Oh dang ! We posted in the same minute !

minute involves numerous unusual terms eventually

eventually, veronica explained, natural tiredness usually allowed ladies lengthy yawnings.