Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

sociologists on campus in old london ogle girls in stained tights surreptitiously

surreptitiously under reported results earn paltry titles in the industral order usually lacking yoghurt .

yoghurt on grapefruit healed uncles recurrent typhoid.

Typhoid, yesterday, prevented him operating in Darlaston

Darlaston attracts really lazy Arsenal supporters. They're obviously nuts.

Originally Posted by taxexile

sociologists on campus in old london ogle girls in stained tights surreptitiously

Good one !

Or even STRAINED tights

Tights in Glasgow horrified the Scots.

Scots can often trade secrets.

secrets eventually can ruin entire terrific sex.

Sex expedites xenotransplantation

xenotransplantation, enabling non ovarian tertiary ribosomes and nuclear spheroidal plasmoids locally and non-segmentally to attach themselves in orientated nitrogenates

Nitrogenates insects, then reintroduces oxygen gradually, enhancing nourishment and taste, especially spittlebugs.

Originally Posted by taxexile

xenotransplantation, enabling non ovarian tertiary ribosomes and nuclear spheroidal plasmoids locally and non-segmentally to attach themselves in orientated nitrogenates

I thought I wouldn't be able, but I did actually manage to say that all in one breath.

Erm...what kind of work did you use to do, Tax ?

Spittlebugs pits incite terrible termites laying eggs, big ugly grubs spawn.

Spawn ! Please arrive with nympholepsy *



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nympholepsy
A frenzied state of (usually erotic) emotion, especially concerning something or someone unattainable.

nympholepsy yeilds men positively helpless over local estate produced strawberry yoghurt .

yoghurt on grahams harelip unsettled rapacious transvestite.

(As it looks better with an "s" on the end, I shall assume poetic license and put one in).

Transvestites really are naughty, silly vagina expropriators, teasing in their exhibitionism

exhibitionism xanthippes hate includes blondes in tights imitating orgasms nightly inducing sexual masochism.

Masochism ahh - something only Castle hostesses intuitively satisfy monetarily

Monetarily or not, England's total assets rarely impress London's youth.

Youth only understand total hedonism

Hedonism excites daring omanis, next is sado masochism.

Masochism attracts sadistic outcasts causing horrific injuries, sometimes mutilation.

mutilation, under the islamic lawcode, allowed terrible injuries on Namibians