Thread: Answer my question with another question.

is it cold there?

Would frostbite in the nether regions explain the severity of the climatic conditions this morning?

waaah, call that a joke?

Shouldn't one call that that to avoid confusion as to what that refers to?

^You've had enough, can I have me joint back please?

Is that a title for a new Christmas Carol?

Have yourself a very merry christmas, will your heart be light?

Do you mean plugged in like Christmas Tree?

Or lit up like a Christmas tree?

When's christmas this year?

sometime soon?

How soon is now?

Is this a good juncture to introduce stockings ?

We won't be stocking them till next week. Is there anything else you fancy?

Have you anything frilly on offer with seductive fastenings?

How about an authentic snake charmers outfit, cunningly inlaid with 20 satang pieces, tied with string lovingly fondled by a barely legal virgin and a matching tutu made from old bits of flock wallpaper, what's your size?

no thanks, is there anything else?

^
Have you seen "naked boys singing"?

(good movie/musical).
Naked Boys Singing!

I'd still prefer a woman, is there a census on naked snake charming women of late?

Regrettably the snake ate the woman, will you be wanting to come to the service?

Will you be serving anything of interest?

Are you interested in Eskimo Cuisine?

Why is your nose frozen?

Can you hold the candle steady?

How much can a koala bear?