In the Vatican forest?
In the Vatican forest?

Does a tree fall on the bear?...
While it's pooping with the pope?

But does anybody hear it fall?...
On the soft Vatican forest floor?

Don't they use slip-proof tiles?...
In the Vatican forest?

Why not?...
Ain't it holy ground?

Why's the bear shitting there, then?...
Fulla holes, innit?

You mean holey?...
Innit?

Might a bear lose its footing?...
While perching on a log?

Ya think it's a bird?...
Don't bears perch?

Do birds shit in said woods?...
Where the bears perch?
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Is it a bird bear?...
It's not a bare bird, is it?

Looks like fur, innit?...
Fluffy stuff?

Do some bears have feathers?...
Around their ankles?
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