Who the f*ck is Mr. Creosote?
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Who the f*ck is Mr. Creosote?
don't you know how to use google images?
who asked you to pebble dash the bathroom ?
For anyone not au fait with the slang
Pebble dash
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The effect of the violent purging of liquid shit from the back passage, which leaves a 'splattering' of crap on the back of the toilet bowl, not dissimilar from a type of exterior wall coating.
For maximum effect the 'pebble dasher' requires a significant amount of 'wind' in their system and must strain hard whilst simultaneous holding their ring piece closed (with hands if required). Once enough pressure has built up, the opening of the ring piece will allow the pebble dashing to occur.
Pebble dashers should note that one school of thought maintains that given extreme straining, the material exiting the rear can potentially achieve super sonic velocities, momentarily creating a shock wave that can tear the ring piece. Their advice is therefore not to strain too hard!
I never pebble dash at home, only in mates houses.....and then leave it! ''
blue, how did you ever hear about this?
you mean you are still using Oxford and Cambridge dictionaries ,and not the online
'urban dictionary' ?
^ blue, have you remodeled any bathrooms lately?
How many people in the world are playing this game?
Have you lost count ?
I don't know the Count, do you know the Countess?
do you mean in the biblical sense?
Was she on the Ark escaping the floods?
Has anyone counted her as alive yet?
How does one count a life?
Did your junior school teacher threaten to make you take off your shoes and socks, if you struggled after getting past 10 , too ?
Did you have shoes and socks?
how about hands in socks?
Like those toe socks that were popular when I was a kid?
^any chance, luv?
why did the man ure lose to a crap swiss team?
have they got a closet gay in each of the Manchester teams ?
How about a less boring topic?
ok
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whats the most sickly chocolate bar you ever ate ,{apart from toffee crisp } ?
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Why apart from Toffee Crisp?
WTF is toffee crisp?
Who hasnt heard of a toffee crisp?