Answer my question with another question.

Does it make you sneeze?

Have you ever sneezed really hard...and you emit a fart at the same time?

Worse than that, ever had gastro and spewed and shit at the same time?

Have you ever missed the toilet?

How do you miss the toilet?

Isn't it only women who wonder that?

Why do women worry about things like that?

Isn't it part of their charm

I wonder why they like the seat down when they have finished?

I knew a girl who had to have the toilet roll replaced and coming from back to the front, wonder how common that is?

Don't they do it that way in hotels too?

Have any of you worked in hotels?

I personally havent, have you?

How do you think I became an expert on toilet paper?

I just assumed it was because you are a woman, was I wrong?

Isn't it a great combination of both?

Isn't spraying your nether regions with water, after a good whiz ,poop etc.,as most do in Thailand, a better,cleaner,and more environmentally friendly way of dealing with the situation, rather than swabbing around with some dubious toilet paper?

do you like walking around with a sparklingly clean, but irritatingly, wet ring piece ?

Don't any of you use the bum gun first, then the TP afterwards for both cleanliness AND dryness?

How common is the bum gun in LOS and is it compulsory? Do hotels provide the alternative?

Hate bum guns and squat toilets, am I alone on that?

scared of a blast of water ?

No wouldnt say scared, but if there is no crap paper, bit uncomfortable afterwards.

I in particualr done like yucky squat toilets like the one at Nontaburi where you come off the ferry and walk towards the town, they that one on the left where have to pay your three baht or whatever it is to go and the floor is jusr stained an wet and the walls have boogas everywhere.
Find yourself having to try to hold your pants from touching the horrible ground and having to hold yourself stable with the other hand and trying to find a spot big emough for your hand with no boogas?
Nobody else come accross this?

Not sure I'd go in that toilet unless I was about to explode, anyone else with me on this?

Are guys as 'anal' about toilets as women are?