Answer my question with another question.

it is the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil - You are shamed and shown up ! Doesn't that make you feel like a right muppet ?

What's the difference between a right muppet and a left muppet then?

Can you handle the truth?

Is it that bad?

Well can you smell it in the pub?

Could you publish that smell and market it?

What logo would you give it?

is he a graphic designer?

or a graphic novelist?

Isn't the proof of the pudding always in the eating?

isn't the Pope always catholic?

Does a pope shit in the woods?

Are the woods in Rome?

Does Tiger know?

If Tiger did know, would he be out in the woods with a Bear?

woouldn't he have to wear boots at least?

Why, do you think he might be skinny dipping?

didn't someone way he was bare ?

What did the actress really say to the bishop?

what's that got to do with birthday suits?

Your not stark bollock naked then?

Have you any idea how bloody cold it is here right now?

Do you realise how expensive it is to keep this fire burning?

does anyone have a magnifying glass?

I'm sure that's normal; isn't it something to do with the cold ?