is he a mathematician?
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is he a mathematician?
If everyone could count would that make us all Mathematicians?
If everyone could count on what?
Did John Player say it was the tobacco that counts?
Did Gary Player say it was the swing that counts?
Wasn't he sitting counting flowers in the rain?
what flowers?
You mean nobody had ever gotten you flowers?
Why don't you bring me flowers any more?
Would you like one of these?
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Have you been giving it steroids?
Is that a giant cabbage? Imagine all the methane?:)
Is it carnivorous?
Why do you have to have 10 posts to post pics?
I've just spent half an hour doing a top thread & now I have to do this shit to post it.
Should they make it 11?
Will he spit the dummy?
Does he sound akin to a woman with menstrual problems?
If you had just spent half an hour putting together a decent thread & told you can't post it, would you be pissed off?
Yes S.O. I would, I would indeed. I might even have a desire to change the way a person looks! But us lads from Blackley have a tendency to lean that way from time to time you know. So what's the real jive man, are you going to tell us?
^^Would you rather have put together any old thread and been told that you could post it and then broken both your hands before you up-loaded it?
Is that like a two handed wank?
Are you ambidextrous then?
Why should I be?
Wouldn't it help you fill out application forms faster?
Wouldn't you rather proof read it and then re-type it for me instead of going home to bed?