Warm snuggly feeling inside. Home again, without those nasty people from the city abducting me ferret.
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Warm snuggly feeling inside. Home again, without those nasty people from the city abducting me ferret.
Just curled one from the wifes massaman gai from lastnight ,, ok off to the local spar for some airfreshener ,,,,, mabe try the new Durian scented one ,, dont know what will smell worse ,, my pont or the durian ??????
Horrible. Hope that the Frinton on sea Spar is shut.
Just named all my spots!!!
^...?
^The one on my nose is called Bert, the one on my leg, Randolf, the other one, Constance.
^Skitter bites or zits?
^The one on my nose was a zit, till I scratched it in my sleep. Now it looks like I stuck a big red grape on the side.
Of course you put Betadyne on it...
i hate people who make appointments, then fail to even give you the grace of saying that their plans changed..bastards! and they should at least have a number on their letterbox..bastards!
^ Agree. Or else just show up an hour late because they are so important.
i concur, and when they i call i get to ignore their call :)
I feel the need for an epic dump, the kind that blocks the U bend and causes panic at the sewage works. Going to weigh myself before and after to see how much weight I lose.
its friday, i can now have a beer, this makes me happy, cause i think i will have lots and be VERY happy
Let stronty pup do his 'business' in private and lets all go on the piss with Ned.:chitown:
Beer mmmm!!
Wine, please. And another wrapping for my ribs.
bugger gotta clean up the broken glass, fell asleep in me 'death' chair, again
Is it a rocker or a genteel chippendale?
a beaut old rocker leather/timber, picked it up at a deceased estate clearence 40 bux, but i keep falling asleep in it...:mid: i spose as long as i wake up all is good
Ned did you check if your rocker has handles? if not,then sleep soundly.
You'll all no doubt be pleased to know, the behemoth of a dump passed without any serious or long lasting damage to my bowl. However, I do believe a slight rise in sea level occurred as a result though. I apologise for any flooding in low lying areas.
You must have a lot of poo coming from your bowels to damage your bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by StrontiumDog
My toilet bowl is just fine, thanks. My arse aches like a biatch though!
i had a seven flusher a few days ago, that one really didn't want to go!