Thread: Continue The Story

...knew where Elvis was. Uncle Fester was the only one who...

was privy to that info, and he wasn't...

talking. He was plotting. Aspiring to a higher station he...

thought he could bamboozle his way into...

granny's knickers...

so granny got a big plastic dick for the occasion and placed it carefully...

in the dildo file along with hot pepper and...

her favourite teddy bear...

from the "Build a Bear" deviant division, it has a...

cuckoo clock in its....

left nostril and a "magic thingy" on its...

...teddy testicles as well as...

a nose Pinocchio would be proud of...

picking vigorously as...

the crowd gathered to watch and.......

compete for the...

filming rights when Uncle Fester discovered that granny had...

ants crawling around inside her .......

panties which were not...

...panties, but instead...

plastic handcuffs for clamping around...

the dancers pole. Now granny, experienced in the art of...

subterfuge, quickly placed the fake dick in her drawers as Fester...

...summoned Priscilla at Graceland begging her to come home, escaping the madness. Priscilla thinking this a play to power - since Fester's coup attempt - granted Fester this request. Now that the Big E was...

still chasing Noi around the rabbit hole, it seemed like a good time to...