Thread: Continue The Story

the Vatican and Arabia....

where there is plenty of rectal lube for...

camels, which are used by Arabs in......

the Vatican in much the same way that...

the English used...

hooris in Hammersmith...

who decided to invest all their money in a new invention to

turn bacon and pork halal.....

into wine, if you can believe it; however, there is proof that...

pigs can fly..

and, anyway, they would make much better bacon than...

you .shouted a piggy looking giganticaly fat women , who then fell to the ground clutching her

spoon, whereupon she proceeded to eat a

cockroach which measured...

the time by looking at

the shadow of an enormous

flickering cartoon cat called

Dobbin, which had always annoyed the cat as people tended to assume him to be

deaf, but he could hear every fcking word...

To hell with the lot of 'em he thought to himself, I'm going to

Delhi , where the streets are paved with

... shit, he thought to himself and decided instead to

become a doctor , specialising in

navels. Unfortunately his

constant introspection meant that he failed his exams and ended up working as a