decided that they were the usuall bunch of scrongers and told them to all
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decided that they were the usuall bunch of scrongers and told them to all
wait in a line outside. Pausing to stuff her tote bag with ten assorted pair of party nickers, she blew a kiss to the hunky mechanic and stepped out into the rain..
soaked buffalow shit outside the door, bugger she thought as she wiped her feet clean on the girl at the end of the line
and made her way to the man jingling a large bunch of keys,
lift up your short skirt madam please ,, I am sure I have a key that will unlock your chastity belt so you can
breed with only the finest Thailand has to offer,
it was then that Howard stepped out from behind him regurgitating the same familiar tripe that he peddles up and down walking street , "DO NOT RESIST US,,,, do NOT resist us" and she fell into
a deep sleep and began to dream about the land of milk and honey only to wake suddenly to find a
Noddle seller looking down at her from a hole in the ceiling that only appeared after a sudden Violent shower of shit storm earlier on that evening....she screams out..
HOWARD YOU FAT FUCK!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN i NEED YOU
But Howard didn't hear her loud screams, as he was..
deep in conversation with a tv producer offering exclusive
Fake film footage of some foolish twats who had supposedly got into big trouble with some...
Banana scrub lotion, some roman candles and a blow up sheep.
And wound up having to pay 30,000 baht for sheep repairs due to
inferior rubber, what the fuck Howard thought as he pulled on his rubber gimp suit that he wore to the formal meetings of the "Gay Boys In Uniform Looking for Lengthy Cock Club" he was up for chair man and nothing would stop his,,,,
elected member being pulled out in front of all and sundry
and exclaimed nowt will stop me from making my Brown nosing attempts to achieve my ultimate goal...to wear the 'Golden Uniform' with high ranking flashing lapels complete with fake radio and water pistol attached to..
fake gold stud emblazoned thong that was only ever worn on pompous ceremonial duties or when he had managed to entrap a particularly impressionable young buck
just to satisfy his deep lust and cravings for young deer and..
vegetables, preferably at the same time, as sex and eating saved time, but that wasn't on the menu today, he had an important meeting with
the Bored of Directors for the world famous media portal commonly known as TD, which won the Nobel prize for
literature, for its contribution to the english language with a range of new words, such as flounce and fucktard. He was rather excited and had to "help himself" to calm down, unfortunately whilst mid stroke he
he lost total control and sprayed his ghastly load all over the floor, needless to say upon seeing this the directors all whipped out their
MODERATORS HATS and promptly sent him to serve time and now he can enjoy
the MKP with the rest of his,,,,:banhim11: