Thread: Continue The Story

The glass was finished...the bottle looked good

. She licked her lips appreciatively. "Mwaah" she sighed, and slowly

Originally Posted by Travelmate

Noodles had enough, and no longer continues the story, why

I'm trying to get some work done.

as noodles tried to work, yet his brain capacity lacked

Originally Posted by Nawty

as noodles tried to work, yet his brain capacity lacked

There is a literary rhetorical device I could employ here, which would serve to highlight the incongruity and discordance between what one says or does, and what one means or what is generally understood, not wishing to cause you further embarrassment I will leave it for now.

I'm confused now....was that meant to be a funny or something smart ??

Originally Posted by Nawty

I'm confused now....was that meant to be a funny or something smart ??

Case in point.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

was that meant to be a funny or something smart

He pondered as he drew his breath in awe....

the sheer magnificence of it amazed him. He stepped

into the fridge and opened the door and saw........

through the secret door at the back of the fridge

twoscore of frivolous hottentots defecating on a pile of bagpipes

Well that's nice he thought, moving back into the kitchen.

though secretly he wish he was joining in, however...

the fridge was as cold as his girlfriends

camel's nose which had just been just freshly shaven _______

.His head hurt from all the big words he thunked

and he really needed a drink. The meths bottle was

conveniently kept in his cargo pants pocket, next to

his dildo and anal bung, the old one treasured so.

Without further ado, he gulped down the contents of the

bottle, belched violently, and slowly sank to his knees.

Then, the heavens opened up & pissed on Noodles

as he crawled outside for some air. He hardly heard

the distant siren of the tactical womens alert team approaching___