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ancient marauding Vikings whose motto in life was...

eat, drink, and, after drinking more mead, row yer boat off to...

Rape, murder, pillage (a wee bit more rapey) British...

women and men and goats and anything that...

...has a...

tail or a coat or none or even...

just a snout,...

because a snout can be used to explore the...

...inner workings of...

deep....

sea squid farmers who should never be...

allowed to wander far from...

mummy....

because...

...mummy has got really big...

plans for...

disposing of the ...

big tit fantasy...

by revealing the secret of...

the upstairs closet, known locally as the .....

coming-out chamber, a special space for...

gents..

to display their...

pork and...

beans, if they are so inclined; however,...