live immortally because...
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live immortally because...
...forever is how long it takes to pay off...
her student loan at Madam Martha's Pole Dance Studio and...
too bad she forgot her loan is so big it's going to take 2 times forever to pay off...
yet, with eternal optimism and a smile on her face...
she became Phoenix and now rises from her own ashes...
.. and manages her own affairs despite the ...
sidelong glances she receives from her peers and...
the hassles of dying every 100 years and self-immolation...
... which her mother had warned her not to do until ....
age 99. She couldn't get that through her head so...
.. she passed a wire brush-cleaner through her head, from her left ear to her right ear. That made her ...
sinuses clear up and provided a much clearer view of...
...Maury's butt crack as he messed with the pipes under the sink...
responding to her inner voice she whispered "would you like...
to photograph my tattoos of...
"all the nice boys like a Sailor" days?
This question was met with a cold...
...beer and a bag of ...
salted herring. Turning on the charm Maury smiled and said...
..."Could you reach back here just a mite? Right. Now slowly...
tug my...
alter ego. I'd like to be someone else today...
..."perhaps you're into role playing my teacher" with that he...
absconded, with all the funny hat authorities in hot pursuit...