Thread: Continue The Story

"I ask for more", he exclaimed. "I want refund you", he continued. "This no good", he waxed lyrically.

"me no satisfied no satisfied!" but all of his ranting fell on deaf ears,as is customary when making a complaint in thailand

thus, disgruntled, he collected his murse and camera and made his way out to the blistering heat, as he adjusted his murse

he heard a strange annimal cry in the distance and the sound of running feet

Tally ho! yelled the group of Katoeys who were having their regular training
session in anticipation of the forthcoming 'Sex Marathon'.....

which involved drugging, robbing and buggering as many Farang tourists as possible in a 24 hour period an was considered by Thais to be the pinnacle achievement in a lady boys lifetime

The Katoeys mustered by the mall steps, brandishing an assortment of base ball bats and other, smaller, anal toys. The leader, an exdock worker from Syberia, held up an enormouse banner

that read "Beware all ye we enter"

BANG! and the starters gun sent all the Lady boys running down the soi in search of any unwarey Farang they could drug, rob and bugger.

Totally forgetting that the maximum was ten words,he then

checked his watch. It was late and he needed to get back. Suddenly a horde of screaming, hysterical ladyboy's came into view, looking excited and somewhat delirious, he realised he had been sighted..

it was time he faced his demons ,, turning around he remembered a thai phase his second best mate gave him but he couldnt remember its meaning ....... HAM HIIOO!!!!!! he exclaimed , he looked around and

....it was too late the ladyboys had surrounded him, in their deep husky voices they said sawadee kaa...

as they pushed druged chiang bottles into his mouth while groping his arse to intimidate him and distract his concern from the beer

He wasn't having any of it. He wasn't Chairman Mao. He was a man! God damnit!

So he did what any self respecting man would do and pegged it, as if the devil himself were after him...screaming like a little girl

running as fast as his chubby legs would carry him he rounded a corner and spotted salvation in the form of the only thing that lady boys feared, yes it was a Thai bar girl gang fight, at once he launched himself into the scrapping

fray. Unfortunately, he shot through a gap in the crowd, bounced off the bar, collided with a terrified NYHA backpaker and landed in the lap of Sargent Porno's older brother. Stunned by the blow he recieved off the bar and scratched my many long fingernails, he could only wimper as the beer trickled slowly down his

his head and into his eyes, now blinded by the beer , dazed and confused and still in fear of the lady boys he got to his feet and ran off as fast as he could straight into the path

on the other side of the road which was covered with empty sausage skins

on which all local soi dog were feasting, they suddenly turned their attentions to

these poor women staving their hunger on empty sausage skins ,, surely there must be more to life in the land of fake smiles than this ? Anyone here got a

meat injection, cried a solid lump of fat with legs. She looked like a sack of pebbles, tied in the middle with string. Urghh, said our hero as

boat for sale, i'd like to sail around the world

Miss 'Bag of pebbles' said she did not know of any boats for sale but her brother
JJ Naiman in Phuket would be able to...........

...........help you. as he has a fake gun & 30,000bt in his back pocket.

so our hero and miss 'bag of pebbles' jump on the next bahtbus to phuket....

which got as far as soi 33 before the driver fell asleep, driving into a truck full of buffalo dung. Our hero emerged, unscathed and undunged and gazed up the street. This is more like it he thought. Quality ho's for a quality man like me...