Thread: Change a letter.

tart - pick up one at the bar, a custard one

cart - cart the tart from the bar back to the hotel and F*ck her

wheel

fart - hope that she doesn't when you're munching the muffin.

trap - make sure you shut your trap if she does

crap - lets hope she doesn't follow through

pair - she will have a pair of black eyes if she does

but you'll feel a prat anyway

rate - she wouldn't get paid her full short time rate though

would you still lick her date?

mate - I would boot her out and f*ck her mate

hmmm. but if her mate was late you might have to wait

hate - I hate having to wait so she would end up with a pair of black eyes like her mate and not pay full rate either

she's at the gate. It's not to late you'll relate and and state that the rate's er...........OK

gave - no problem only just gave her mate the boot

wow! that's the way to save the day.

vase - she looked bit of a rough sort so I hid all my money in a vase

you probably gave her too much of a tip though.

game - yes cos invited her back for a threesome and she was game

was she the same one as last week?

lame - not the same one as last week cos she was lame

she wasn't errr... male was she?

no but she did have a MOLE on her ass!!

You sure that wasn't some kind of infection?

no but it was the size of the millenium DOME