^ Oh Lordy, Lordy, gracious me...
Can you have children?
Can I prove you can?
Any English in you?
Let's skip the starters...
My uncle, jimmy savile,....
^ Oh Lordy, Lordy, gracious me...
Can you have children?
Can I prove you can?
Any English in you?
Let's skip the starters...
My uncle, jimmy savile,....
Your armpits smell! Out!
You stink like ciggies!
Not in this lifetime!
^You haven't quite understood.
Originally Posted by Thailandbound
It's about you ruining the date, not what your date says to you
I've had all those said to me, gets a bit tiresome.
^^ maybe why still single.
You act like a baby!
your face like pizza
yo momma dropped you
on your ugly face
you look like ao! Yikes!
You act like Cy
stalker, creep, funny wannabe
Are you a bottom?
I prefer being top
I love your smile
I love your style
I've got a knife
Get in the van.
It's a simple mistake.
Date said to her:
Your armpits smell! Out!
You stink like ciggies!
Not in this lifetime!
^It'd be funny if you dropped dead.
I have hairy armpits.
Originally Posted by Thailandbound
Originally Posted by Thailandbound
Originally Posted by Thailandbound
Post again after your period, darling.
^ Is TB old enough to know what a period is?
Show me your Kipper.
You Pay
A pie is better
Smeg's my life coach
Second cousins you say.
A hermaphrodite is what?
I'll be going second?
I pay you said.
Mother’s coming along too
Last edited by docmartin; 15-10-2018 at 06:37 PM.
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