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    Can you direct me to the Van Gogh tree?...

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    Didn't he make a great impression with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjblaney View Post
    Didn't he make a great impression with it?
    Is it true he had a 12 inch tool ,but didn't use it as a rule?

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    Cut his ear with it, innit?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaitongBoy View Post
    Cut his ear with it, innit?...

    Wasn't he old man from Nantucket
    Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
    who said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
    "If my ear was a khvnt I could fuck it.?

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    Thot he was from Kent...

    There was a young man from Kent
    Whose dick was so long it was bent,
    To save himself trouble he folded it double
    And each time he came
    He went...

    Now where's that query?...

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    Was he called Rave's end Rave?

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    Was he from Gravesend, too?...

    Is it something in the water?...

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    Perry err?

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    An heir, you say?...

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    What's the difference between heir of the dog a a son of a bitch?

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    How's your nanny? I see. Now, where was I?

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    Nanny ? are you a goathanger?

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    Is this the goat thread, now?...

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    Where is Betty then?

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    Isn't she on the only postage stamps without a nation ?,

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    My word, isn't that a question within a lie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjblaney View Post
    My word, isn't that a question within a lie?
    Are you trying to be punny?

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    No punny, no hunny?...

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    Did they have a unique tunic in the Punic war?
    Last edited by david44; 02-12-2015 at 01:57 PM.

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    I just read the OP (Opening Poser). Can we add more rules?

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    For example, as is, your question could be posted after someone else's question to the same question you're questioning, thus making your question nonsense. But there's no rule against nonsensical questions. Firstly, secondly and thirdly you could ask a question with no relevance to the question you're questioning, eh?

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    Is this what you glean?

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    Again, am I not smart enough to gloat over my superior photoshopping abilities without anything to prove it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wjblaney View Post
    Again, am I not smart enough to gloat over my superior photoshopping abilities without anything to prove it?
    Did you see the report that Philip II of Macedon was marching on the town had thrown all Corinth into a bustle; one was furbishing his arms, another wheeling stones, a third patching the wall, a fourth strengthening a battlement, every one making himself useful somehow or other. Diogenes having nothing to do [...] was moved by the sight to gather up his philosopher's cloak and begin rolling his tub energetically up and down the Craneum; an acquaintance asked for, and got, the explanation: "I do not want to be thought the only idler in such a busy multitude; I am rolling my tub to be like the rest.?
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