Thread: Words or Phrases you hope never to hear in your lifetime

Now then! Now then!

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I know the situations very serious but don't worry lads I was in the RAF

The blood test came back positive.
There are signs of necrosis
The word "metastasized" in any context
I'm placing you under arrest
I have a cock

I want you to see a Cardiologist.

I'm late.

The rabbit died.

"You'll find your testicles in the glass jar on your bedside cabinet."

We need to repeat your bloodwork.

It's malignant....

OK! I'll let you put it in a little way but if I don't like it you must promise to take it out immediately

You've got 6 months to live.

You need a root canal treatment.

hello, from my ex wife,

Brace yourself, this is gonna hurt like hell....

"penile cancer"

"wow - arterial blood really does shoot 15 feet in the air"

"we're losing him"

"We need to substantially dilate your urethra "

You have been selected for a tax audit.

"Please explain to these student nurses how that got into your rectum"

Hello.... My name is Socal...

Originally Posted by misskit

You need a root canal treatment.

Especially if you are dependent on Thai dental practices in this regard.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Originally Posted by misskit

You need a root canal treatment.

Especially if you are dependent on Thai dental practices in this regard.

My (Thai) dentist is a frigging dream. Possibly the best I have ever been treated by.

but hey - stick to your preconceived [racist] ideas.

Yasojack, Piwiannoy and Fluke have just been appointed as moderators on Teak Door.

The United Kingdom has just elected its fifth Black Prime Minister, as Congolese EU citizens celebrate the victory in Berlin, as an English enlightenment historic victory.
This Victory in the worlds oldest democracy, heralds the greatest victory in Europe's history than the two old years wars, 14 and 39.

does he take sugar?

Mr Bignote the results are back from the lab and I'm afraid I have bad news, you have cancer and you also have Alzheimer's.
"That's not so bad at least I don't have cancer."

We can not perform the surgery until your vital signs improve and stabilize.

The bar's closed.

^ "Avatars like yours are now banned from Teakdoor"

I shall now burglarise your botty.