cauterization without the benefit of anesthesia is our only option to save you
cauterization without the benefit of anesthesia is our only option to save you
Don't make any plans beyond the weekend
The procedure we are proposing is experimental and has had limited success. However, it is your only option.
Did I tell you I've got herpes?
^ Please insert your favourite infectious disease
Uhm... your prognosis, cancel Christmas
Hello.... moi name is Bob Geldorf and oi need you to buy my rekord so that I dont have to moiself.
You have been summoned to the local IRS office. Bring receipts and supporting documentation for ALL of your itemized deduction claimed over the past three years.
I'm not sure. It could be cancer or penile warts.
Bienvenue en Belgique!
Howdy!
Nurse, better call the OR: I've never seen one do that before.
Nurse, take a photo for training purposes.*
*Note: I have had this happen TWICE in my life! Once in a dermatology unit in S'Pore because I got some weird skin disease from swimming in shitty water off Madagascar and the specialist had never seen a case of it outside of a textbook and the second time when I had a tree sapling go through my knee after a motorbike crash and the infection and splinters were a sight to behold 24 hours later when they came to change the dressing.
bibo ergo sum
If you hear the thunder be happy - the lightening missed.
This time.
For you there is only one option left and it is extreme, dangerous and painful.
'I Do.'
'Congratulations Mr Gazza. You're now a proud father of sextuplets. No wait! make that septuplets. Hold on! octuplets. Good Lord! there's still more to come out yet.'
(while in a dark, tightly enclosed space) ..'And as we lower the recently departed into the ground, so shall we say a last farewell...............'
'Get down on your knees, and I don't mean to pray.'
Sorry sir, but because of the storm we are booked out and you will have to share with
Withnallstoke.
'Your teeth appear to be perfect Mr Gazza. But I'm afraid your gums have to come out.'
You are fired
There is nothing to talk about
Do you prefer lube or dry?
You won't feel a thing...
Give it to me straight, doc, how long?
Ten.
Ten what?
Nine.
Heh make sure the oven is locked before firing up.Originally Posted by Gazza
'Do you 916 take this woman'
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