Thought it might be interesting to have a thread simply about the funny, cute or strangely profound things that children say.
For instance, littl'un (7) and I have been discussing what he'd like to do when he grows up. It was decided (by him) that he wanted to be a policeman in UK - as long as they'd let him drive a police car (he likes the UK police cars better). A few days later, we get this little gem: "Mummy, I don't want to be a policeman anymore", "No? What do you want to be, then?" "I want to be a rubbishman & ride on a rubbish truck!" I can only hope he grows out of that ambition...
He has also decided that he will be 18 when he has his first girlfriend and she will be English "She has to be English, cos you are, Mummy" and has been asking me for advice on chat-up lines (presumably so he can practice). "If I want a girlfriend and see a nice girl, how do I ask her? Do I just say 'Do you have a boyfriend?' and if she doesn't, then I'm her boyfriend?"
Anyone have some to share?