Thread: Living with a Bar Girl and her children

Originally Posted by Thai3

Australian pilot

That' Thai pronounciation, remember. So it's more likely he's an Australian pirate

Originally Posted by Thai3

2 houses, a new Merc and gives her 100k a month

Originally Posted by Thai3

he is giving her cash to buy land and build yet another house.

Originally Posted by Thai3

his Aston Martin in Australia

Originally Posted by Thai3

No pics of him on fb though which is odd,

I'd safely say he either doesn't exist, or they just talk online and he's full of sick buffalo shit

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

average bloke with mediocre means trying to relocate their teelak on a budget.

That's a more realistic scenario

Yes they always exaggerate, probably gives her 20k, she does have the new Merc though

Originally Posted by Thai3

Terry how much do Australian pilots make?

That would greatly depend on what sort of pilot he is.
Crop duster, Qantas A380 Captain or somewhere in between.

Is it one of these birds?






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If so, then I have some bad news for you

Whats the bad news are they all blokes?

Why would that be bad news?

They are not on Craigslist, so doubtful they would cross his path.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

They are not on Craigslist, so doubtful they would cross his path.

They are British?

No wonder they are bad news....

Well you can tell they are not Kiwis - they don't have black eyes or broken noses.

Originally Posted by Thai3

Terry how much do Australian pilots make? Mrs keeps going on about her cousin in the village who just bagged one. Not married yet but the stupid kunt has bought her 2 houses, a new Merc and gives her 100k a month (she claims) Seen the Merc and pics of his Aston Martin in Australia. No pics of him on fb though which is odd, I hope he's getting his monies worth, this sort of carry on of course does not so the rest of us much good. Mrs claims she's not jealous, right! latest is he is giving her cash to buy land and build yet another house.

Due to the strong AUD, they do indeed get paid a lot. Jumping back to 15 yrs ago, when you'd get 2.5 - 3 aussie to the GBP, a pilot would be on $400-500k a year. they are still on that, but now that salary is worth double. Half a million USD a year basically at the top end; ample to send a load of cash to a Thai bird.

However, rule of thumb, Thai bird speaking about money to another thai bird, what ever she says, half or quarter it and you get closer to the real figure.

^ British then....

Don't fuck with jake the Muss.

BTW, the actor that played Jake, is a little short arse and about 10 stone ringing wet.......

and a shifter.

No, not British.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

and a shifter.

No, not British.

You will have to do much better than that, my son....

Very weak, gay, shifter effort.

Pick up your game and post something that will actually get a rise..

Pathetic.

It got a result.

never denied that all kiwi males are wife beaters though.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

It got a result.

never denied that all kiwi males are wife beaters though.

That's like saying that all English are wankers...

Nice try though.

Can you please do something better, because right now you are not up to scratch.

I don't need to. I'm not English anyway....

^ You sound English...

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

That' Thai pronounciation, remember. So it's more likely he's an Australian pirate

Haha. Good point.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

An A380 pilot with an Aston would be getting the creme de la creme of hostest talent, not some Nana tatooed skank.

Valid point. Maybe he's really ugly though. Or has a very bad player reputation that's got around and he's been shut out of the scene.
Orrrrrrr.....he has a wife back in Oz and just wants a regular mistress.

Originally Posted by Little Chuchok

^ You sound English...

Blind heh? Got one of those computers that read out what it written on a forum?

Magic.

Originally Posted by MarknMin

Well here we are 7 months later and debts are paid and life is good. Thanks for the positives

No problems. I presume your wife has stopped gambling and getting into debt?

As you've not replied she is obviuosly still gambling, but now winning.

Some may suggest digital tokens, I suggest gold bars, as a purchase, with those "winnings".

Her brothers motorbike has to be bought first, then the nephews, etc

Originally Posted by Luigi

Must be able to suck a bowling ball through a hosepipe.

Fook, that must hurt...

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Blind heh? Got one of those computers that read out what it written on a forum?

Magic.

You must be a South African then. I mean your Avatar is a south African, so you must be one.

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