Korat Zoo: A Hyena Tale

**Bettyboo** · 04-12-2011, 08:42 PM

dead cattle that they're attempting to eat or live cattle that they're full-head rimming?

I don't ever want to see a picture like that again, obviously some wag is gonna use it as their avatar... horrible... disgusting... perverse... Belgian...

**Carrabow** · 04-12-2011, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ Is this elephant dead or is it some kind of Belgian sexual happenings...

Where's BF? He ought to know

**Bettyboo** · 04-12-2011, 11:17 PM

^ He was last seen at a Korat fancy dress swinger's party a couple of days ago; you guessed it - he was dressed as a...

**khmen** · 05-12-2011, 12:32 AM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

unless you had a work permit handy

If I have a work permit do I then pay Thai price for attractions that have the 200 baht farang fee, waterfalls, caves etc? If so, I'm going to fake one before any future motorbike trips as I've lost count of the things I've missed due to not wanting to pay 200 baht entry at every single waterfall or whatever.

Fuck em, two can play that game!

**jizzybloke** · 05-12-2011, 02:21 AM

^yep.

But if you throw a wobbly at the Khao Yai entrance and turn the engine off (in a truck) and just sit there holding everyone else up for a while they take the Thai price and basically tell you to fock off inside.
Then you give them a nice smile start the engine and get as a bonus the Mrs ignoring you for 2 days, peace and quiet!

**CalEden** · 05-12-2011, 09:04 AM

Hey, where's the cobra photo?

**somtamslap** · 05-12-2011, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by CalEden

Hey, where's the cobra photo?

I don't like Cobras. I shall refer you to Exhibit A:

**oldgit** · 05-12-2011, 06:17 PM

It don't look very well Slap

sabaii sabaii · 05-12-2011, 08:08 PM

^ Withnallstoke likes it rough

**Bangyai** · 06-12-2011, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

' I know I didn't leave my car keys in here but its the only place I havn't checked '

**Carrabow** · 07-12-2011, 03:08 AM

Thats a hell of a way to perform a lower G.I

"If my doctor did that I would have to kick his ass"

**barryofthailand** · 07-12-2011, 11:04 AM

The absolute best zoo in Thailand is the Kow Kaiew open zoo in Sriracha. Only 20 minutes from Pattaya.
Barry

**somtamslap** · 07-12-2011, 11:09 AM

Proves the ignorance of people on this thread. I haven't even written the Hyena Finale yet!

In the meantime, here's a picture of my friend Norris Nakabuku and his pet hyena, Horace.

**CalEden** · 07-12-2011, 12:05 PM

Thanks somtamslap, great cobra photo....and pet Hyena photo, classic.

**aramuk** · 07-12-2011, 02:49 PM

that's what we call pet...cool

**ShilohJim** · 07-12-2011, 07:49 PM

Norris should have one of those cute muzzles on too!

Jim

**robuzo** · 07-12-2011, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Proves the ignorance of people on this thread. I haven't even written the Hyena Finale yet!

In the meantime, here's a picture of my friend Norris Nakabuku and his pet hyena, Horace.

I knew a guy in Florida who had two. Used to release them in his compound at night, "So if someone does break in all that we'll find in the morning will be clothes." First learned from him that it is very difficult to tell male and female hyenas apart, but the females are bigger, and based on the couple he had, a lot nastier.

**Bettyboo** · 13-01-2012, 09:09 PM

^ I fully agree with you, my Nigerian friend. Ngwoa nPosu Bigeebee!

**somtamslap** · 13-01-2012, 09:28 PM

This fucker's running rampant..

**Bettyboo** · 13-01-2012, 09:38 PM

^ don't reply to the fuking bot or it gets worse... oops!

**alwarner** · 13-01-2012, 09:57 PM

It's Norris Nakabuku - guyinthailands AIDS threads have made his head implode.

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