Thread: Two new lodgers.

One of the chicks was looking decidedly unhealthy, so they needed naming whilst they were both still alive.

There was precedent with Dave and Dave, but with the Crufts dog show being on i thought it might be good to have slightly posher names.

Welcome to "Singalongamax Crackwhore IV" and "Poison".

The nest was so bollocksed that mum could no longer fit inside it, so she took to perching on the clothes line.



One morning, Poison was gone without trace - probably fell out of the nest and got gobbled up by the ants.

Luckily though, young Singalongamax Crackwhore IV was proving a tougher little bastard than his ill fated brother, and grew in size quite quickly over the next few days.

What a handsome chap.

Some zoomed in shots.

This is our hero early yesterday morning, after a night on the piss listening to The Ramones.




If you look at the same photo zoomed out, you can see just how knackered the nest is.

And now we have a crisis, but first, a coffee break.

This morning, before dawn cracked, i went outside for my early brew, and was greeted by a lot of chirping.

Poor little bastard had fell out of the nest.






Young Singalong was trapped upside down on the outside of the nest.

His foot was stuck.



I managed to free him and put him back in the nest, but within a minute he was out again.

So i've done some running repairs to the nest.

Good man ! You are a gentleman and a scholar ......ish

Originally Posted by Bower

You are a gentleman and a scholar

Wait till you see the photos of the repairs.

Fooking hell, withnall...Get the bint some birth control...

Anyway, I hope Singalong makes it to the airshow...

So after much thought regarding suitable materials for bird nest renovation, a solution was applied, and here we see a young Singalongamax Crackwhore IV relaxing in his new mansion.

Early evening mum came back, and after a bit of arse jiggling managed to get into the mansion to keep Singalong snug and warm for the night.

This morning however, a different picture of mansionly bliss.

A temporary fix was put in place - the missus had been busy all night working on a permanent solution.

The Final Solution.

The last couple of hours have been interesting.

Both parents have been returning to the nest, and on mums last visit she went into the nest and went a bit mental for a few minutes.

Don't think she liked the decor, so she made a few adjustments.

Their new home is excellent! Good on you.

All those years sniffing around bingo halls and crochet clubs has served you well, withnall

Originally Posted by misskit

Their new home is excellent!

Originally Posted by Dillinger

All those years sniffing around bingo halls and crochet clubs has served you well,

The wife did the crocheting and nest condom fitting.

I merely took photos.

Be interesting to see if they come back and nest again!

Tell the missus, she's a good un.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Tell the missus, she's a good un.

Rescue knitting. Now that is cool!

that nest looks like it was engineered to double up as a willy and nutsack warmer.

How nice!! Made me smile!!

Originally Posted by thailazer

Rescue knitting. Now that is cool!

Originally Posted by patsycat

How nice!! Made me smile!!

Thanks folks (it's crochet, but hey ho)

Originally Posted by Dillinger

that nest looks like it was engineered to double up as a willy and nutsack warmer.

I'll try it out once the lodger has left.