After you've done that Withnall, can you recant the tale of the Slappers ma in law and friend menage a betlenut bellend trois?
Two old codgers
cheers
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After you've done that Withnall, can you recant the tale of the Slappers ma in law and friend menage a betlenut bellend trois?
Two old codgers
cheers
and don't forget the building thread
2 Thai bodgers
I don't know.
How about Three soap dodgers.
Ya bastards.
What shall i do without the birds?
I've been on walkabout, collecting turds.
Shall i polish them and post a pic?
Will that get me locked up in the nick?
:kma:
polish birds can be quite nice
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
-Green Eggs and Ham, Dr Seuss
Do a building thread on "Bird Houses."
Is he ok?
I know from experience that cats are bastards and they play with little birds who can't fly but don't kill them. And they go back the next day to play again.
Sad, but that is the way life goes on.
And then the cat looks at you, like it was all your fault that the bird happened to be there.
Wosn't me. With feathers hanging out of its mouth. Or, even here, a lizards tail.
Nah, never me. What's for tea.
Two possible additions to the sunbird nation.
Young mum is attempting 2 egg incubation.
As a gesture to show my full appreciation,
I'm off to the bog for some self masturbation.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/11/1256.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/11/1257.jpg
So that's my mornings sorted for a while.
She's been sitting on the pair of eggs since 19/11/15.
You're more bird perver than watcher:)Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
Is Stoker back?
^ From the bog?...
I am now.
Is that a new nest or did they remodel the old one?
^ It's a brand new one, built about 2 metres along from the one the missus made.
The not Daves have arrived.
Yet another pair have hatched and seem to be doing ok despite the fact that this time the father has taken no part whatsoever in helping out with the feeding of the little ones.
To be fair to him, i would rather be knocking back the Lao Kao down the shop than trying to satiate these hungry squawking little barsterds.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/409.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/410.jpg
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/411.jpg
This photo of my (grubby, but manly) fingers show that the birds head is about the same size as a fingernail.
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/412.jpg
Geezer on the left looks a bit "tasty".
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/415.jpg
"When i gets out of here, i is gonna shit on all of youse".
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https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/417.jpg
"Where's us tea mum?"
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Any suggestions for SUITABLE names? :rolleyes:
https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2015/12/420.jpg
:rofl:
Has Wing and A Prayer been taken?
This kind of bird hangs out in the flowering bushes around here. Funny that I've never seen a nest.
Well, that's a start.Quote:
Originally Posted by misskit
Cheers. :)
Great pics, Stokey.
Now, put your fookin' camera away and give them a bit of peace!
Can anybody see this??
http://vid595.photobucket.com/albums...5/MVI_1141.mp4
^ Very cool :)
Beek and Shriek?
Yes. Breakfast time for nok-noi and nok-lek.
^^ Shooting into the sun, so lighting is crap.
Posted it to show how quick the feeding scenario is - making it pretty difficult to get feeding shots in focus, especially as the nest and its contents move around when mum lands.
Which is why i've taken thoudands of really shit photos. :)
Mutt and Jeff...
So.
So far we have:-
Wing and A Prayer.
Beek and Shriek.
Mutt and Jeff.
Neitherdave and Nordave.
Stroller and Harrybarracuda , Birds of a feather flock together , :)
Hey, you missed my "nok-noi and nok-lek"!Quote:
Originally Posted by withnallstoke
^
Awfully sorry old bean. :)
Mustard Gullet
And
Yellow Chin
Big Bird
+
Yellow Submarine
We have a couple of "red hot poker" bushes in the back. The birds come an drink nectar from the flowers at day break. They all look like female, i.e. no blue throat, olive top half and yellow stomachs. When they find some of the fruit has nectar they chirp to bring others. Last week I had a pair of them pirouetting around one another, amazing to watch whilst breakfasting.
If they only drink nectar is this what they feed their chicks?
Great thread!
Sai and Qua
Gin and Tonic
Grumpy and Snooty.
^
AKA Stroller & Harrybarracuda , :)
Terry and Patsy? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by patsycat
Worst suggestion so far, but we'll include it anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by CSFFan
So :-
Wing and A Prayer.
Beek and Shriek.
Mutt and Jeff.
Neitherdave and Nordave.
nok-noi and nok-lek.
Mustard Gullet and Yellow Chin.
Big Bird andYellow Submarine.
Stroller and Harrybarracuda.
Sai and Qua.
Gin and Tonic.
Grumpy and Snooty.
Terry and Patsy.
Great and Thread.